Klimpy
A horizontal 'brazilian'
Klimpy by punteroutforaduck December 3, 2010
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klimpaloon
Klimpaloon is a magic bathing suit believed to live in the mountains of Himalaya. People who state to have seen this magical being describe it as an old school style suit with green and white stripes floating in the air. Klimpaloon has also been spotted near or in caves. He is not described as evil or harmful although it is a very shy and secretive creature.
Person A: Some people might say that klimpaloon isn't real but I've seen him.
Person B: WhAt ArE yOu EvEn SaYiNg PaTrIsHa?!
Person A: Leave me alone, Mom, you will never understand the all mighty Klimpaloon!
Person B: Just go to your room...
Person A: Good! I was just about to leave anyways!!!
Person B
Person B: WhAt ArE yOu EvEn SaYiNg PaTrIsHa?!
Person A: Leave me alone, Mom, you will never understand the all mighty Klimpaloon!
Person B: Just go to your room...
Person A: Good! I was just about to leave anyways!!!
Person B
klimpaloon by Arizona Shrek corporate May 6, 2020
kimpy
An unstoppable beast, tank, truck or strong man. Associated with awesomeness, strength and being a master of generally everything. Also sexy as . .
kimpy by will kimpton December 9, 2008
klimp
A word used to describe someone as horny, celibate, jealous, lying, tedious, stupid, dyslexic, incontinent and/or sexually active.
klimp by Kurt kavannaugh June 17, 2022
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