to have sex. "horizontal" as in lying down, having sex, but doesn't necessarily mean having sex when lying down.
by thenico March 9, 2009
by FREAK303 June 27, 2011
by juss_peachie January 17, 2006
Usually occurs during a bout of food-poisoning or a night on the beers which can lead to severe pains and abnormalities relating to excretion. Upon going to the toilet for a dump, rather than fall vertically from your backside it will spray, or release horizontally. Called 'doing a horizontal'.
by murtin November 30, 2006
Person 1: "hey do you know how i remember the word horizontal?"
Person 2: "No, how?"
Person 1: "Because whores are always on their back"
Person 2: "No, how?"
Person 1: "Because whores are always on their back"
by swaggafied3 December 6, 2011
The state assumed by some people for up to 15-20 hours a day. It is the opposite of being vertical and consists of sleeping, laying down, general inactivity and lack of motivation to do anything.
by Coconut Tentacle Monster December 8, 2018
1. Being in a horizontal and vertical state.
2. Another way to say Diagonal or if you have a speech impediment that makes you combine words.
2. Another way to say Diagonal or if you have a speech impediment that makes you combine words.
by Toasty1 October 12, 2009