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1. owns
To be excellent or superior.
That new video game owns!
by nocturnal Jan 23, 2003 add a video
2. owns
To be unquestionably cool.
Dick: Eh, I could do without The Hulk.

Jane: What are you talking about, jerk? The Hulk owns.
3. Owns
1. The act of being superior to someone.
2. The act of winning a competitive event.
1. I own "Mary" when it comes to spelling.
2. I owned you at Unreal Tournament.
by Adelina Mar 27, 2004 add a video
4. owns
when someone or something is "the bomb", "the shit", "sweet", etc...said in a positive way for something you like or think is the best
That shirt your wearing owns!
by nikki May 7, 2005 add a video
5. owns
Owning the arse harsh,or being the owner of something,Meh and sometimes pwning :)
Have you seen Kyle got owned by Conor in the bum?
by Scalper Aug 27, 2005 add a video
6. Owns
Noun: To be completely better than something in every way
"Brandon Owns everything he has ever tried in his life."
7. owns
A way to say "this kicks ass/this rocks" using common internet slang
My pc owns, it's got a p4 processor in it
by Brian Oct 11, 2003 add a video
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