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jimmybeefcakes 

The dark side of james bernhard that only comes out when he’s mad, depressed, or in the mood to fuck somebodys day up.

Last summer jimmybeefcakes almost killed James Bernhard through alchohal poisoning.

Jimmybeefcakes commonly comes out after his annoying ass ex pisses him off. Once she’s gone he usually breaks something in joes backpack or moves shit around because apparently fucking with joe is a good solution to his problems. Why the fuck couldn’t he have died over the summer.
Jimmybeefcakes just fucking broke my crack batt with spray deoederant why was even mad at me
jimmybeefcakes by Nick nusey November 30, 2018

jimmydean nipple 

This is for an assholeish fat guy in everyone's school.Their nipples are so big,they look like slabs of Jimmy Dean sausage on their tits.
Corey,let me touch your Jimmy Dean sausage nipples

JimmyDeaning 

The act of pleasuring yourself with a Jimmy Dean sausage in a grocery store, like Walmart or Albertson's.
Shaniqua Johnson was caught JimmyDeaning herself in a Louisiana Walmart bathroom.
JimmyDeaning by CABounty December 20, 2015

JimmyWeester

When a jimmy thinks hes a cocky son of a bitch, and gets caught lackin because he didnt have his schmeedle tucked
Fleebin got JimmyWeestered when josh pulled up on him with the frozen poop sock and whalloped him in the cocksucker

JimmyNeedsRice

A person name Jimmy that needs rice.
JimmyNeedsRice because it is good.

JimmyBee-gollygosh! 

Fist fucked up the bum

JimmyBee-gollygosh!
No spit no lube dudes just bend ova kasanovas and git ready cause im brining it around - who first for JimmyBee-gollygosh!
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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