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(n). A four-time TF2 ESEA LAN Champion (at the time of this writing) who is widely regarded as both one of the best roamers and best medics of all time, being one of the few Invite players to have won LANs with different class mains. Known for his unorthodox and creative plays, as well as his moderately hilarious failures.

(v). Surprisingly, the verb form of Harbleu is to take a significant other on a romantic dinner and only reach first base that night.

Disappointing, I know.
1. "Watch the video below you unobservant fucks."

2. "I Harbleu'd Jessica so hard last night, I might actually have sex by the time I'm forty."
Harbleu by Who, I ask? December 8, 2013

Heartless Felons 

a groups of young kids in the jail and prison system in ohio. They never fight one on one because they are typically cowards and mob attack people. They have been known to be homosexual as well and often sleep with each other
damn that group of 5 heartless felons attacked a 60 year man in a wheel chair.
Heartless Felons by lopi216 August 9, 2021

heartless 

Somone who has never loved before, and has tryed so many times to do so. They eventually realize love is a wasted emotion.
I am heartless...
heartless by The heartless wonder. February 20, 2010

heartless wench 

name given to Ferris Bueller's sister (Jeannie) in "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" when she refuses to give money to the "Save Ferris" fund; girl who cares about nothing and is a dirty whore
Shermerite: Save Ferris?
Jeannie: Excuse me?
Shermerite: Well, a group of us are collecting money to buy Ferris Bueller a new kidney. Save Ferris?
Jeannie: Go piss up a flagpole.
Shermerite: I'm sorry?
Jeannie: You should be.
{smacks can out of his hand}
Shermerite: What will you do when you need Ferris? You heartless wench!

Man, she is such a heartless wench!
heartless wench by A-Schroed October 3, 2005

heartless girl 

A heartless "girl" will hurt you from time to time she will never say sorry nor give you the respect you need, she will ruin your days in order to make herself happy. no matter the consequences, you will never find true happiness in a "heartless girl" unless if she wants you then good luck!
"go on, like I care"
"you don't deserve to have life"
"that's one heartless girl "
heartless girl by HSKxMajora February 25, 2017

heartless bitch 

1.) A woman/man who has no ounce of humanity in their body. 2.) A disgusting example of a human being.
That cunt art teacher Mrs. Rivard who has no talent or creativity what so ever and takes out her pathetic emotions on students, she is such a heartless bitch.
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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