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Randy Handy 

Randy handy is the term implying a handjob; an excited hand takes control of the male genetalia and really establishes who's boss.
Ralph: Dude I got a randy handy the other day, it was so excellent!
Renaldo: I am so pumped I can't wait until I get my randy handy.

RANDY HAND 

WHEN YOU STICK YOUR HAND DOWN YOUR SWEATY ASS CRACK THEN SHAKE SOMEBODY'S HAND
MY BOSS WAS BEING A JERK SO I GAVE HIM A RANDY HAND BEFORE HE AT LUNCH
RANDY HAND by TWO PAT SHAKUR October 16, 2008

Handyandy 

when a man is very handy with his hands
Handyandy- wife called him handy for a reason
Handyandy by Dixsoutforharambe August 19, 2016

handydandycandlehandle 

A married woman, better than all other married women, often referred to as the starwars character "Yoda".

Come hither and bring me goodies, handydandycandlehandle.

when you get jerked off behind a door from a younger girl
omg bro i got a handyandy last night
handyandy by jimmy bob 34 January 13, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026