Gorify 

to ruin or spoil (something's) beauty with bloody violence

He will gorify his sister's Barbie doll by painting it look like a bloody zombie.

Gorify by Gorify October 21, 2012

garify 

Verb: To take a useful system and reduce it's functionality, thereby making it redundant and useless.

Named after our Windows network "specialist" called Gary.

I think I'll garify this cable and plug it out.

My account has been locked out again, I have been garified.

I used to get good download speeds but since our internet connection was garified I get 0.5kb per second download speeds.

I'd rather be reamed than garified. At least I can still work.

garify by BluePhoenix666 February 21, 2008

gorification 

originating in the urdu word for a white person i.e. gora, gorification refers to the progressive erasure of indian cultural traits from a person of indian origin in favour of american or british cultural traits.

signs of gorification include the pronounciation of a traditionally indian name in such a manner that it almost sounds like an english name! very low tolerance levels for spices, especially chilli, decline or absence of any knowledge of the names of the various dishes that made up your staple diet until you were 16, the declining ability to eat with your hands and the absolute inability to eat rice with your hands, the idea that bollywood movies still don't show kissing and the notion that watching a bollywood movie is akin to a novel cultural experience.

"you can't eat rice with your hands, aisha? (who prefers to call herself asia) your gorification is almost complete!"

to become gorified is to simultaneously be de-desified. ones levels of gorification are inversely proportional to ones levels of desfication/desication

gorification is a synonym for de-desification/de-desication

gorification by evolvepast8 January 25, 2010

Gooify 

V.

To turn into a goo or paste

She cooked the onions until they began to gooify

Gooify by Sweetbuttlovin February 25, 2019

godify 

To make one's self or another appear omnipotent in a simulated setting; a movie, video game, etc.

Examples: All of Steven Seagal's movies. Chuck Norris Facts. The Chronicles of Riddick. Creating yourself in Madden with all 99's instead of making yourself the fat slob you are.

Person 1: "I heard Chuck Norris was so pissed off at how godified Angelina Jolie is in 'Wanted' that he roundhouse kicked every starving child in Africa."
Person 2: "That sounds like another Chuck Norris Fact. I'm going to go back to creating myself in Madden."
Person 1: "Hey, you weigh 325 pounds. There's no way you're a Quarterback with 99 speed. Quit trying to godify yourself, you fat bastard."

godify by Big E to the Z March 26, 2008

gorific

A word used to describe something intensely gory. Which can be pleasant or unpleasant depending on the individual.

That blood splattered ceiling in that hotel bathroom was gorific.

gorific by parthenia jean January 30, 2008

gorified 

When a movie or book is made gory. Past-tense of gory.

They took the simple fairytale story and gorified it.

gorified by Tmills September 24, 2013