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GISmaster 

Someone who is familiar with a Geographical Information System. However, these people are often mistaken for a jizzmaster.
Smitty is a GISmaster.
GISmaster by Bruce Smith December 10, 2008
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GDISM • grismal • gism • GDIM • grismel • grismely • Grismery • gaismo • GDCSMF • gdime

Gismandem 

A nickname for famous celebrity Giselle which means that she’s the don or god.
Yo gismandem what we saying, what’s happening
Gismandem by Cyamonn May 11, 2021
A name usually given to someone who is beautiful inside and out. Not many people have this name therefore you're "Special".

Most people think Gisma is a pretty cool name.
It means destiny in formal Arabic.
Jace: "Like OMG she is the best GF ever!"

Jared: "You mean Gisma?"

Jace: "How did you know she was my GF?! I haven't changed my relationship status yet!!!!"

Jared: . . . oh she told me. .
Gisma by tickiimi May 4, 2011
God Damn Its Monday, because you know you really hate them.

Contrary to TGIF.
"Wake up Chris! Weekend is over, got to go to work!"
"Oh noooo.. GDIM!"
GDIM by Estepario February 18, 2009
An acronym for "God Damn Internet Porn Masturbater" One of these is usually an asshole to everyone around them and usually can't wait until they can get home and masturbate to internet porn
Girl: OMG! You're such a GDIPM!

Guy: I know, right?

Girl: Wait, what?
GDIPM by orrod da gansta May 14, 2009
Portmanteau word combining grim and dismal.
Refers to something especially a performance so poor as to give no hope for future improvement.
"What did you think of the team tonight Harry?".
"Grismal mate, fucking grismal".
grismal by Eschatonic March 18, 2010
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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