FALPE

Acronym: Fire Ass Liquid Poop Explosion

Pronunciation: 'fowl-pee

What happens when you choose poorly at lunchtime.

Runs of the worst kind.

I guess 3 bean burritos with hot sauce was a bad idea. I barely made it to the crapper before the FALPE arrived.

by theKapn September 6, 2007

falp

1.)a type of foam (bubbles), usually found after pouring fresh grape juice into a cup.
2.)a blobbish dust cloud formation

I saw the falp floating in my grape juice. That was very falpy.

by Matt C December 12, 2003

When you force choke yourself as emperor palpatine for a better orgasm. Sometimes small amounts of lighting comes out.

Emperor palpatine palpy falped when mastutbating.

by Jurassic Undead May 11, 2017

A scary bisexual creep, who writes perverse comments on young children's websites about how they are 'mighty fine'.

Who is that bisexual falp-jack? He wrote on my website how the pictures of me 'tinkle his dinkle'.

When you stick your middle and pointer finger in someone's nostrils and start scratching the inside of their nose

Damn Mike is falping Dave

by Johnny Cash's Dad September 4, 2021