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1.
a method by corporate fat cats to make people buy their products by intruding into just about every damn website motorway road and TV station to fuel their own personal greed
Hey, this can is dripping with water! BE THIRSTY!
Some celebrity eats ARSENIC BURGERS! you want to be like this CELEBRITY don't you
Wow! This supermodel likes HITTING HER HEAD AGAINST A WALL! Hmm, hitting your head against a wall may be linked to SUPERMODELS! Let's go try it! Huzzah!
Hey kids! Making your parents buy EXPENSIVE THINGS from EXPENSE CO. is COOL, because we say so! Now bug your parents into buying these things or EVERYONE WILL HATE YOU
by Potatoman December 20, 2003
 
2.
A thing thats on this site because the owner is too cheap to pay for the servers himself. He needs that money to get himself a cheap hooker.
Urban Dictionary's owner says "How could I affored an advertisement free site and 500 hookers a month? It's impossible."
by AdHaterXTREME November 11, 2007
 
3.
A mixture of displayed images, text and sound that promotes the popularity of a product or company in which the advertisement advertises.
This definition brought to you by WIRE SCREEN DOORS.
by B-Drac September 21, 2003
 
4.
A method of making a product known to further have corporate America (or other countries) tell you what to do, eat, wear.
I really like d'em Budweiser frog advertisements. Burp.
by Bud E Love May 02, 2003
 
5.
Pronounced "ad-vur-tis-muhnt", this word can be used to describe any bodily condition or ailment that was received/transmitted at Bonnaroo 2011. The pioneer of this word is a man known only as "Chris".
Mo: "Huh, that's weird, my neck kinda itches..."
J: "Holy shit, Mo! You've got the fucking advertisement all over yourself! Get away from me... that shits gross!"
Mo: "Ahhh, come on its not that bad! Where's Chris, maybe he can fix it?"
J: "That shit is beyond fixing, Mo."
by JayBay1 June 15, 2011
 
6.
A public announcement. Almost always seen on TV, online or in a newspaper. Usually shortened to 'Ad'
Person 1: Hey, have you seen that crazy weight loss advertisement (Ad)?
Person 2: Yeah, it's so annoying!
by ElsaSnowQueen February 01, 2014
 
7.
When someone says they'll do something or says that they are something, but doesn't follow through on it.
Aw man, he's all advertisement. He says he's brave but he's just a big pussy.
by Xtine Max January 02, 2004