Ejerkulating
Guy 1: Dude I was totally cumming but I kept spanking it whats that called again?
Guy 2: Ejerkulating, you fucking idiot!
Guy 2: Ejerkulating, you fucking idiot!
Ejerkulating by Butty! September 25, 2009
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ejerkulation
ejerkulation by milfmaster February 8, 2009
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Premature ejerkulation by BGSG March 4, 2009
Ejerkulation
To ejaculate from jerking off
Billy: Dude I totally just has sexual intercourse with my hand and had an Ejerkulation
Tom: I do that all the time bro!
Tom: I do that all the time bro!
Ejerkulation by gobs13 March 5, 2014
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ejackulating by pseudonym Birgitte February 28, 2018
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ejectulating by filibusting February 15, 2023
EJERKULATION
Right wing, conservative, and Republican media personalities practice EJERKULATION when they become ecstatic and elated about the suffering
of other American citizens, especially
the poor, the disabled, the elderly, and people of color.
of other American citizens, especially
the poor, the disabled, the elderly, and people of color.
The ejerkulation of the right wingers became visibly apparent when the right wing host said "Its about time we took all benefits from the poor, disabled, elderly and people of color! Why don't they pull themselves up by their own bootstraps and quit costing our ultra wealthy donors who get massive tax cuts all that money! Don't they get it? Our sketchy ultra wealthy donors who control us are being cheated!"
EJERKULATION by ReallySUX2BUdontIt? April 27, 2023
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