Driving Stick
Driving Stick by lordjubs January 2, 2017
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Driving Stick
The act of using ones knees to drive while simultaneously using a set of drum sticks to play the drum beat of music on the radio. Usually this is accomplished with the volume at the maximum setting. Some variations use the bottom of the steering wheel as the snare, the top is the hi hat, toms can be played on the seat or any surface that produces a thump, the bass can be played by stomping the floor board with the foot that doesn't do anything anyways, and symbols can be played on the windows. Many accomplished "Stick Drivers" can navigate even the most congested inner city streets or highway system seamlessly drumming to the heaviest metal music. Some lower level "stick drivers" should start of with a slow country song in the Walmart parking lot...
Police Officer: Sir, can you explain the reason you were swirving?
Guy: I was just started "driving stick"...
Police Officer: Ok I will let you off with a warning
Guy: drives off..
Police Officer: Hey... that was an automatic....
Guy: Drives into on coming traffic hitting a bus full of old clown nuns killing everyone in a huge explosion while slipknot blares from his radio...
Police Officer: haha... Noobs
Guy: I was just started "driving stick"...
Police Officer: Ok I will let you off with a warning
Guy: drives off..
Police Officer: Hey... that was an automatic....
Guy: Drives into on coming traffic hitting a bus full of old clown nuns killing everyone in a huge explosion while slipknot blares from his radio...
Police Officer: haha... Noobs
Driving Stick by Condawg090 January 6, 2012
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Driving Stick-Shift
When the driver (preferably a female) jacks the passengers dick off by giving him a hand-job while driving.
Guy- "Me and my girl just got home from camping"
Friend- "Who drove?"
Guy- "She did, and she drove stick-shift the entire way."
Friend- "Damn man I love driving stick-shift!"
Friend- "Who drove?"
Guy- "She did, and she drove stick-shift the entire way."
Friend- "Damn man I love driving stick-shift!"
Driving Stick-Shift by LeGeNdKiLleR69 June 7, 2014
driving stick shift
to masterbate
G.chav : A yo where's Ray Jiga?
Arly: He said he is helping his mom...
G.chav : Hmmm so he's driving stick shift
Arly: He said he is helping his mom...
G.chav : Hmmm so he's driving stick shift
driving stick shift by LasPlagas December 2, 2009
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