Discist
Discist by xoXBrookeXox April 23, 2010
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A health and fitness device, that also makes women very very happy. It had a rather unexpected side effect - in that it gives most women intense orgasms - through their clothing. It can be used in private or public. If women want want they can use it while dancing.
US and International Patents have been filed for its methods and devices.
It's trademarked in the US(serial # 85048794), EU & Japan (International Reg # 1062656) as:
"Adult sexual stimulation aids, namely, massage systems comprised of non-electric and electric massage devices held in place by non-electric and or electric positioning devices for stimulating, vibrating, and massaging various parts of female anatomy and stimulation devices for aiding in sexual arousal and experience while reclining, standing, sitting or dancing for women that can be used both unclothed and clothed for private and or public use"
Some people joke that it's a 21'st Century cure for "Female Hysteria"
US and International Patents have been filed for its methods and devices.
It's trademarked in the US(serial # 85048794), EU & Japan (International Reg # 1062656) as:
"Adult sexual stimulation aids, namely, massage systems comprised of non-electric and electric massage devices held in place by non-electric and or electric positioning devices for stimulating, vibrating, and massaging various parts of female anatomy and stimulation devices for aiding in sexual arousal and experience while reclining, standing, sitting or dancing for women that can be used both unclothed and clothed for private and or public use"
Some people joke that it's a 21'st Century cure for "Female Hysteria"
DiscoStick(TM) by TheDiscoStick May 3, 2011
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discusting
discusting by maddguy January 9, 2009
discust
1. (noun) A news story that you feel compelled to share with your friends, especially one that is funny and/or gross.
2. (adj.) The most outrageous story you heard in a given period of time.
3. (noun) A news parody written to intentionally mimic an actual example of 1 or 2.
2. (adj.) The most outrageous story you heard in a given period of time.
3. (noun) A news parody written to intentionally mimic an actual example of 1 or 2.
"Did you see the discust about the panda eating her baby?"
"The discust of the week had to be that story about about the Chinese dude who pretended to be talking the guy out of jumping off the bridge, but pushed him instead."
"I thought the panda story was real, but it was just another discust."
"The discust of the week had to be that story about about the Chinese dude who pretended to be talking the guy out of jumping off the bridge, but pushed him instead."
"I thought the panda story was real, but it was just another discust."
Discusting
The word discusting is used the describe a person who is so disgusting, that the word disgusting is not enough.
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