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Dick Sticker 

a derragatory term for one who sticks his dick in every vagina he can, whether the girl is old, young, ugly, or pretty. a gross, sex tool, scumbag.
"Ew, look at Garrett. What a desperate and pathetic guy."
"Yeah I heard he did it with some 14 year old."
"Isn't he a little old for that?"
"Yeah, but he's a Dick Sticker."
Dick Sticker by guys are stupid December 27, 2011

Big Dick Energy Sticker 

The sticker on the back window of usually a blue collar boy's truck that says: BIG DICK ENERGY

- He usually doesn't have a big dick
ME: *sees the truck*
ME TO MY FRIEND: "He's got to have the smallest dicker ever, that Big Dick Energy Sticker is so wrong i swear."
MY FRIEND: "Yep, I do agree."
ALSO ME: *looks through tinted windows to see if he's hot

dick stickers 

australian slang for speedos or any other brief swimwear
dick stickers by Mike March 8, 2004

dick snicker 

A word you say in pure terror when your frightened or hurt yourself
dick snicker by Reynosar May 8, 2017

Dick Slicker 

A Dick Slicker, or slicker, is a condom, a "raincoat" or "Slicker" for your penis. Just as a rain slicker is worn to protect your body from exposure to unfriendly weather, a "dick slicker" is worn to protect your pecker from exposure to unfriendly snatch.
"If you're going to Jamie's tonight, don't forget the Dick Slicker. She spends so much time at the free clinic she has her own parking space.
Dick Slicker by ImSkattered March 17, 2008

dick stickler 

Dick = rough translation is a jerk, an asshole, or a despised person .... Stickler = A person who ALWAYS goes by the rules in ANY situation, one whose only goal is to ruin the fun. Dick Stickler
That guy Damon is a wicked dick and he won't cut me a break even with arbitrary bull shit rules, guy is being a total Dick Stickler
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dick stickler by Wicked Hairy Johnson September 22, 2015
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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