defurer

de-fur-er
a tool used to remove hair (i.e. animal fur) from material or cloth surfaces.

"de" to undo something "fur" as in what is being removed and "er" for the instrument (i.e. curler).

I often use my defurer to remove dog hair from my clothes.

Can i use that defurer to remove the cat hair from my chair?

by Polly Massaro October 4, 2007

defur durr

Basically the same thing as "hurr durr," but used by people who apply to colleges but get deferred.

Person A: I got deferred from MIT!
Person B: Me too!
Person A and B: Defur durrr!!!111!

by MizMaz December 23, 2011

Defurred

To skin a deer

I defurred that deer!

by Defurred November 17, 2017

defurred loan-payment

Refers to a situation in yer financial life where --- either self-imposed or by agreement with your lender --- you refrain from haircuts and/or shaving until you've settled a debt.

Defurred loan-payment plans will often specify both beards and scalp-hair, so dat said agreements can be gender-neutral --- as we all know, dudes and gals tend to have largely-opposite situations when it comes to cranial-foliage. In other words, ladies don't usually grow significant beards, of course, but their head-hair does tend to keep growing fairly rapidly, even as they become older. Aging guys, on da other hand, tend to go bald "up top" but grow humongous whiskers, so a lender's contract specifying "no razors or scissors" pretty much "covers everything" for both genders, if you'll pardon da pun. :P

by QuacksO March 2, 2021