Hey, hey --- calm down --- there's nothing mandatory about da "RDA" figures! It is merely a nutritional suggestion --- it's not like it's some kinda carbitration!
by QuacksO March 06, 2023
Get the carbitrationmug. A "consuming" style of living dat involves spending significant time and resources while partaking of da various "sights 'n' delights" at one or more small multi-store shopping malls. Considered to be just a "basic and bare-bones" existence by today's advertising-jaded youth.
A classic "grim grins" example of "minimallist living", from an old late-'80's-era "teenagers and their parents" type comic strip:
Exasperated father, speaking on the telephone: "Look --- will you quit bugging us?! I already told you --- Junior is grounded until he gets his grades back up, and so he CAN'T GO TO THE MALL TODAY!"
Mother: "Oh, honey --- you shouldn't talk to our son's friends that way! It's only natural that they'd miss seeing him at the mall!"
Exasperated father: "Our son's friends?! That was the MALL MANAGER on the phone!"
Exasperated father, speaking on the telephone: "Look --- will you quit bugging us?! I already told you --- Junior is grounded until he gets his grades back up, and so he CAN'T GO TO THE MALL TODAY!"
Mother: "Oh, honey --- you shouldn't talk to our son's friends that way! It's only natural that they'd miss seeing him at the mall!"
Exasperated father: "Our son's friends?! That was the MALL MANAGER on the phone!"
by QuacksO February 18, 2025
Get the minimallistmug. Now dat Fletcher Reede has to tell da truth all da time, he might get motion sickness from da voluminous courtroom wranglings dat he has to deal with on a daily basis.
by QuacksO March 29, 2025
Get the motion sicknessmug. Some people absolutely HAVE to follow their "morning brewtine" --- otherwise, they follow their morning BRUTEine --- i.e., they're a real "bear" to everyone around them without their initial caffeine fix!
by QuacksO April 26, 2025
Get the morning brewtinemug. Admonitions of "Don't feed the bears" should always be heeded, including with tourist-friendly species like the Kodak bear --- sociable as he is, he is still a wild animal and is therefore unpredictable; besides, sweets can make even a normally-docile bear hyper and aggressive, just as it can with humans and horses.
by QuacksO November 07, 2018
Get the Kodak bearmug. Being a honey-wagon operator isn't exactly da most prestigious form of employment, but somebody's gotta do it, and so if dat happens to have been your family business and those who came before you always did a good job, you can still be proud of your ancesstors.
by QuacksO April 16, 2025
Get the ancesstormug. A step down from an actual teetotaler, this lifestyle involves imbibing as few tall frothies as is bearable.
Da King bombastically claimed to be practicing temperance, but in reality, he --- like da Duke --- was merely practicing "minimullist living", in dat he would "drink nothing stronger than sarsaparilla" when out in public, but then he'd "surreptitiously sneak a sip" when nobody was looking.
by QuacksO July 29, 2025
Get the minimullist livingmug.