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pierotechnics

Da dramatic "flames 'n' explosions" dat happen when an unsuspecting diner naively chows down on a wedge of filling-and-crust pastry dat's been copiously sprinkled with hot seasonings.
Da term "pierotechnics" could indeed refer to someone's "blistering" reaction when biting into an overly-spicy baked-goods offering, but if you omit da first "e", it could also refer to someone's having a major "blazing meltdown" from trying to wrap his head around da infamous "numerical ratio of a circle's diameter vs. its circumference" mathematical operation.
by QuacksO May 8, 2022
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Magma Carta

Early-thirteenth-century resolution pertaining to molten rock formations under the Earth's crust.
The Magma Carta was ultimately unsuccessful due to Man's not being able to effectively control volcanic eruptions.
by QuacksO March 12, 2019
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proselytution

The act of using religion to get someone else to pay you for sexual favors.
Some people are so unattractive that they turn to proselytution in an attempt to satisfy their sexual cravings and/or gain extra income; while this shameless and manipulative strategy may indeed increase the person's chance of getting laid and/or making money, it also tends to give legitimate religions and organizations a bad name, since many people will think that "they're all like that" when they see the invalid exploiting of religion and its "obey without question" teachings.
by QuacksO November 7, 2018
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chiwah-wah

A unique breed of small dog dat produces an electric-guitar-like "Donald Duck" bark.
Chiwah-wahs might be suited for punk-rock or jazz aficionados, but I prefer a normally-vocalizing pooch, thank you very much!
by QuacksO October 11, 2024
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intesticle distress

A generalized pain "down there" that a horny guy feels when in the company of one or more attractive females whom he'd like to be intimate with.
There is no known treatment/cure for intesticle distress, although the sharp aching and other more severe symptoms can often be dulled somewhat by totally "relieving the pressure" --- either by having a long period of hot 'n' heavy intercourse with someone or by simply "spanking the monkey" till you're completely "drained" --- right beforehand, so that your guy-junk will be totally weak and exhausted for a while, and so even a strong emotional desire for female flesh will not spur much if any embarrassing/awkward physical reaction between your legs while any of the desirable gals in question are in close proximity with you.
by QuacksO April 23, 2018
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duckumentary

A detailed educational film about our gorgeous "quacky" feathered friends with oily back-plumage.
I've never been much for silly "Donald 'n' Daisy" animated cartoons; I'd rather view a real-life duckumentary about these magnificent winged divers, swimmers, and fliers.
by QuacksO September 16, 2019
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stationary products

Pens/pencils/erasers, notebooks, rulers, compasses, etc --- writing/drawing accessories that heartless grownups make poor little kiddies miserably sit in one place and use instead of letting them go outside to play.
What a farce --- all these self-righteous adults whining about modern-day children's preferring to watch TV and use their computers/cell-phones instead of doing outdoor activities, and yet when those very same youngsters **specifically ask to go outside**, those same snooty grownups heartlessly shake their heads and say, "No, you hafta stay here and finish your lessons!" Plus they balk at buying the youngsters nice outdoor-0activities equipment like skateboards or basketball-hoops, yet they always seem to manage the cash for stationary products to use in their boring schoolwork! It's just a big conspiracy to keep children "quiet and manageable"!
by QuacksO June 12, 2018
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