QuacksO's definitions
Refers to the manufacturing/marketing/installing of long filaments of metal that are not composed of the more-costly copper, aluminum, stainless steel, etc. that you claim they are, but instead are just cheap brittle "white metal".
I don't get it --- infamous shyster-medium Sherry Tina Uwanawich was convicted of wire fraud, yet she was never an electrician.
by QuacksO September 16, 2019
Get the wire fraudmug. What Da Great David H. experiences when he ventures out in public and gets mobbed by Knight Rider and Baywatch fans.
Personally I think dat it's a grand honor to be adored by millions; I would gladly welcome all da attention! "Don't hassel da Hoff", sure --- but I really cannot see how being asked for a few autographs would be such a "hawfulhassel"!
by QuacksO January 8, 2021
Get the hawfulhasselmug. What the manager of an antiques-restoration shop specializing in post-Renaissance-era pieces tells a trainee while surveying a recently-delivered assortment of vintage art and furniture.
To ensure that we don't become overwhelmed with antiques that need TLC, I always tell my repairmen to just stick to pieces dating from the early 1600's through the mid-1700's --- "If it ain't Baroque, don't fix it, boys --- we'll send all the items from other periods elsewhere for refurbishing."
by QuacksO November 23, 2018
Get the If it ain't Baroque, don't fix itmug. Falsely saying that you've had your "plumbing pinched" so that eager-but-not-wanting-the-pitter-patter-of-little-feet studs will feel safe in "doing it" with you.
Checking the medical records of a hot chick is a wise thing to do before "going all the way with her", since sometimes a lady's assurances that she's been surgically altered is just a tubal liegation.
by QuacksO September 26, 2020
Get the tubal liegationmug. The disgusting (or highly-amusing, depending on your tastes in humor) act of farting while having missionary-style sex; it occurs when the person who's "on top" breaks wind and thus sends a "strong breeze" of gas whooshing out past the dampened thighs of the person on the bottom. Depending on how hot/chilly said "blast from the past" happens to be --- and on how temperature-sensitive the other person's upper-leg skin happens to be --- you may receive a howl of protest from said whizzpopper's "recipient", since many people hate the feel of "drafts" on their bare legs.
Depending on the condition/behavior of the lovers' digestive systems --- and whether they partook of baked beans and/or stewed cabbage shortly beforehand --- one or both of them may have "lots of traffic on the overpass" --- i.e., a frequent explanation of putrid methane while they're lustily "having at it" and thus vigorously flexing their entire groin-area anyway. Extra points if (1) you are able to skillfully "time your toots" so that they occur at precisely-regular intervals to coincide with your thrusting "rhythm", and/or (2) on occasions when both of you are passing gas while "getting it on", you practice standard "courtesy-merging on the freeway" --- i.e., you each "take turns" farting so that one of you (usually the guy, since it's easier for him to tense his abdominal muscles during his forward thrust) releases your "perfume" on each "inward" stroke, and the other person "lets fly" on the "outward" motion, so that your "collective" farts are "synchronized" and evenly spaced from each other, similar to two lines of cars alternately merging on adjacent highway-lanes like the opposing teeth of a zipper.
by QuacksO September 16, 2019
Get the overpassmug. Da eweifications of timely shearing is not only dat said adorable fluffy females will be cooler and more comfy in da summer, but also dat it will be easier for their little ones to nurse without all of dat long fuzzy stuff in da way. Da wool is usually of better quality prior to lambing, as well.
by QuacksO April 15, 2024
Get the eweificationsmug. If I have a bout of Montezooma's revenge, I watch Zoom on PBS Kids to make the feverishly-compulsive leg-work seem less boring and tiring.
by QuacksO October 4, 2019
Get the Montezooma's revengemug.