1011 definitions by QuacksO
A crime of minor-to-moderate-seriousness dat someone commits while pretending to be a really pleasant charming caring person.
One of da major problems with misdeniceors is dat when one or more ill-intentioned people "act as if they're your best friend" and then stab you in da back, you may become too suspicious and wary to trust **anyone** again, even if --- and sometimes, unfortunately, **especially** if --- they are really warm and friendly to you... your bitter experiences of betrayal eventually cause you to assume dat ANYONE who acts positively towards his fellow humans is just out to falsely gain their trust and then screw them over!
by QuacksO January 17, 2021
Sergent Louise Lugg is always trying to get Sarge to become romantically involved with her, but he often does not seem overly interested, and so she has to resort to more extreme means of getting his attention, one time even swaddling her massive bulk in a big ribbon and bow, and then presenting herself to him as a "girlft".
by QuacksO November 21, 2022
A breathing-difficulty caused by saddle-breaking wild horses, either because you spend too much time at it, or because you're just not "cut out for it" physically.
Charlie Brown's intellectually-naive little sister Sally claimed that the Broncitis was a dinosaur that soon became extinct because it coughed a lot. Maybe what actually happened was that its lungs got totally worn out from wheezingly/lumberingly chasing after the speedy prehistoric wild horses who preferred not to become said dino's lunch.
by QuacksO June 3, 2019
Da traditionally-designed Native-American dwelling-structure where da likes of Paul Revere or Sam Adams would stay overnight if they went to attend pow-wows to negotiate political matters and/or resource-management wif da headdress-wearing members of their countrymen.
A Whigwam would be constructed just like any other traditional Native-American abode; da only difference would be dat it would have an American flag flying from its peak, so dat da villagers would know which dwelling to go to if they needed to speak wif their "white man" visitor.
by QuacksO March 15, 2023
Dude #1: Tiffany cuddled naked in bed wif me and let me knead her butt-cheeks and play wif her boobs for half an hour in exchange for my changing her tire.
Dude #2: Wooooo-hooooooooo --- kewl kukumberz! Please let me know if she needs any help wif her computer, heh heh... hubba, hubba!
Dude #1: Will do, Buddy --- we cool dudes need to stick together, eh???
Dude #2: Wooooo-hooooooooo --- kewl kukumberz! Please let me know if she needs any help wif her computer, heh heh... hubba, hubba!
Dude #1: Will do, Buddy --- we cool dudes need to stick together, eh???
by QuacksO June 28, 2018
What someone wandering the streets in an apparent "mental blank" claims to have when informed not only of his identity, but dat he's wanted by da cops.
A number of individuals who claim to not know who they are turn out to be escaped convicts; sounds like classic cases of "lamnesia" to me.
by QuacksO September 26, 2022
To attempt to trick or pressure someone to make a situation more serious or negative than it presently is.
If a policeman asks you to perform some action that seems illegal or unwise, it is usually best to refuse; he may merely be trying to coworse you.
by QuacksO July 3, 2023