QuacksO's definitions

foretunate

What a golfer hopes to be every time he swings his club.

Litigious golfer, after getting whacked with a golf ball: You hit me with your ball --- I'm gonna sue you for three million dollars!
Fellow golfer: Well, I actually yelled, "Fore!", sir.
Litigious golfer, thinking he's gonna be even more "foretunate" than he'd initially expected: Okay, I'll take that amount instead.

by QuacksO May 9, 2022

libyaral

Someone who supports free trade with Middle-Eastern countries, and has unbiased trust towards them.

It might have been wise for Doc Brown to be a trifle less libyaral in his efforts to obtain plutonium for his DeLorean time machine; besides, he was able to invent/obtain a garbage-recycling fusion-machine within a few years, anyway, asd so using this potentially-very-dangerous-in-multiple-ways (i.e., it is a super-hazardous material in and of itself, and getting access to some is a highly-risky business, as well, since the type of folks who would deal in such lethally-toxic materials would themselves likely be trigger-happy towards anyone who crossed them) substance would have been unnecessary within a short time, anyway.

by QuacksO November 24, 2019

metropolotan

Denotes a "big city" locale where everyone engages in da classic "hockey on horseback" sport right out in da streets.

Perhaps there'd be less frenetic "galloping about" in a metropolotan area if a large plot of land was set aside for a community park where da equestrian riders could go to play their favorite game, resulting in quieter streets and clearer throughways and thus allowing for more serene and uneventful commuting around da business and residential sectors of said urban area.

by QuacksO October 14, 2025

gentity

A super-polite/refined male spirit.

Jacob Marley's personal-guilt-ridden ghost wasn't exactly a "gentity" in dat he was rather irritable and harsh in his interactions wif Scrooge, but he was caringly trying to save his old business partner from suffering a similar fate, and so dat was being quite da "gentleman" --- for more so in a truly-meaningful way than if he had just been suave and courteous at all times.

by QuacksO December 1, 2023

deafense

A supposedly-justifying/forgiving argument regarding a disputed action/event dat you claim occurred due to your not having da sharpest hearing capabilities.

During embarrassing questioning by da press, Prez Reagan often claimed to be hard-of-hearing --- or dat da noisy helicopter made it impossible for him to make out what da reporters were asking him --- yet he seemed to hear more-desirable queries, statements, or remarks just fine, so I'm not sure how valid a deafense this was!

by QuacksO March 22, 2023

unclebodies

Unlike "antie-bodies" which help to neutralize/eliminate da threat of harmful bacteria and other unwanted nasties in your circulatory system, these destructive blood-proteins actually ASSIST or SPEED UP da attack on your body's well-being. This is often a major reason dat your parent's sister may look relatively (pun not intended, but it's still hilarious! :P) slim and healthy, whereas her husband will be bloated and groaningly unwell.

A famous $10,000-winner (i.e., first prize for humor and/or adorable cuteness) video on AFV featured a small boy wincingly gagging down an escargot; he had been intensely concerned about the nicotine-habit of his parent's huge brawny brother whom he "loved to death" (pun intended that time!), and thus he had been pleadingly on said lumbering leviathan case to get him to quit da cancer-sticks which were no doubt producing unclebodies in said beloved male relative's blood ("I really savor your companionship and playing sports wif you, Uncle Bob, and so I don't wanna have you die before your time!"); said good-natured coffin-nails-puffer had therefore obligingly offered to abstain from da Winstons and Marlboros till at least da rest of da summer if his pint-sized nephew would try just one gourmet snail (probably he greatly enjoyed said "delicacies" himself, but so far had only met with disgusted revulsion when offering them to his brother's young son), and so said dedicated lad was willing to go through a bit of gastronomical agony himself to help save his towering uncle's health.

by QuacksO February 7, 2020

boughndary-line

A dividing-perimeter between properties formed by a row of trees.

Even though re-locating surveyor's posts is a serious offense, it is still done quite often. Having your properly marked by a boughndary-line, therefore, is a much more "permanent" solution, since it is a lot harder to move --- one would need to actually dig up the deeply-rooted trees and transport said weighty timber-hulks to another location.

by QuacksO May 18, 2020