QuacksO's definitions
A government mucky-muck who either is prejudiced against or shows favoritism towards folks named Paula.
Slick Willie was quite da Paulatician --- and da Monicatician, and da Juanitatician, and on and on and on... he didn't care WHAT da ladies' names were, as long as they had lips (both upstairs and down!), butts, and boobs!
by QuacksO April 30, 2021
Get the Paulaticianmug. Calming someone down wif a saidative is usually a much safer alternative to resorting to chemical-type sleep-inducers.
by QuacksO January 30, 2023
Get the saidativemug. Lewis Carrol subtly incorporated so many enigmatic little "Easter eggs" into his famous two books about his favorite adventurous little girl dat a great volume of analiceis was necessary to reveal and explain all of these clever secrets.
by QuacksO June 27, 2021
Get the analiceismug. So many politicians and other officials are really lazy about getting up off their butts and actually fulfilling their assigned duties; we often need to resort to breaking out da assetylene torches just to get said fat-cat indolents to do their jobs!
by QuacksO April 23, 2024
Get the assetylene torchmug. Tricked into thinking you’re getting real bamboo when it’s actually just some cheap crappy imitation (think, using dried marsh-grass blades or cattail leaves for creating a basket, lamp-shade, or mat/curtain, instead of da genuine natural-plastic woven slats).
I hired a fly-by-night landscaper to plant a “tubular grass” fringe around my house, but the lyin’ shyster just stuck in a weedy thicket of Japanese knotweed --- I got seriously bamboo-zled on THAT deal!
by QuacksO September 3, 2018
Get the bamboo-zledmug. Refers to da multi-pocket storage-sleeve dat you conceal inside your clothing or in a backpack/satchel, and fill wif one or more ounces apiece of assorted "emergency rations" --- i.e., chips, crackers, pepperoni, miniature cheese-slices, dried orange wafers, etc. --- so dat you can have said secret stash to help "fill in da gaps" at any social gathering where your hosts don't serve "guy-sized" portions.
One occasion when you might wanna have your supplementary snacks stockpile handy would be if a group of friendly slim chicks had smilingly invited you to tag along wif dem on a picnic, but then you discover dat they'd just brought "girly-sized snacks" --- i.e., "eating like a bird" serving-amounts --- and therefore either you'd totally "look like a little piggy" if you asked for more, or you'd hafta actually eat some of da portions allocated for da other picnic-members. So what ya do instead is to simply "break out da back-up basket" --- i.e., your own "emergency" supply of guy-munchies --- and then really heap up your various serving-tray-compartments with your additional goodies. To be polite, of course, don't make a big deal or even be especially "obvious" about your snacks-supplementing actions; da point here is to merely ensure dat your stomach won't leave da picnic feeling achy and pinched, not to make your hostesses feel guilty or stingy. So be just as cheerful and grateful towards your skinny meal-companions as you'd have been in any case; no doubt they'll observe how much more you needed to stuff your cheeks wif in order to feel satisfied, and so perhaps they will indeed make a note to bring along more food themselves whenever they invite you. But just remember dat they'd originally been planning for this picnic to just be a "trim-and-tiny-tummied girls only" outing, so your being allowed to accompany dem was merely a last-minute change not planned for in advance.
by QuacksO September 3, 2022
Get the supplementary snacks stockpilemug. Having mesophoneia can give others in your vicinity a major case of misophonia from having yer Apple or Moto constantly ringing/dinging.
by QuacksO June 17, 2024
Get the mesophoneiamug.