QuacksO's definitions

three-point landing

Refers to when a dude jumps your bones in a flying leap and plops down "in perfect alignment" on top of you, with his cock inside your love-tunnel and his hands cupping down on your boobs.

Three-point landings are very pleasurable in and of themselves, but give da guy an extra "point" if he also lands wif his lips on yours, so dat the two of you can start "double-thrusting" (i.e., simultaneous lulu and tongue-action) immediately.

by QuacksO March 1, 2019

holidaze

Da "morning-after blues" dat ya feel when ya wake up some hours subsequent to your whooping it up during "carefree highway" --- i.e., a period dat you get off from work. Consult musician Gordon Lightfoot for further details (thanks, Gordon).

What good is "coming home for da holidaze" if you are passed out and snore through most of it due to your having over-indulged on da Coors and Budweisers during da first part of it???

by QuacksO February 15, 2023

airya

A well-ventilated geographical sector.

Paul Bunyan met his lovely future bride Sylvia when she'd been making her home in a cave high in da Rockies; he easily convinced her to leave said airya and come live wif him "in a nice cool shady greenwood forest instead of a wind-swept mountaintop".

by QuacksO July 2, 2023

fart riddle

"Hey, guess what??!?"
"What?"
"P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-r-r-r-f-f-f-f-f-t-t-ttt!"

It's really too bad to waste --- i.e., merely release it quietly, without any fanfare or "heads-up notice" --- a perfectly good "saved up" or "accumulated" gas-pocket, so it only seems sensible to make a fart riddle out of it.

by QuacksO March 29, 2022

cryme

A minor/necessary/logical action that normally would not elicit much if any negative response from anyone, but for a spoiled/bratty child who is not accustomed to and/or tolerant of anything less than totally peachy 24/7, it prompts a voluminous outburst of torrential tears and noisy fretful upbraiding that causes the actor to actually feel like a criminal for having committed such a horrendously dire atrocity.

Disgusted great-aunt: I can't seem to ever get through even one visit to my newer-generation folks without their whiny spoiled-rotten toddlers accusing me of at one serious cryme... I never know WHAT silly little thing is gonna set them off next!

by QuacksO June 13, 2017

repremand

Refers to where a higher-court judge sends a case back down to a lower court for further action. and includes a stiff rebuke to the officials of said lower court for what he considers to be a deplorable miscarriage of justice that they had previously handed out.

On appeal, the Supreme Court repremanded the case back to the state supreme court for judgement in compliance with the S.C.'s findings on case-law.

by QuacksO May 1, 2019

recipee

A culinary concoction that makes you hafta take a whiz repeatedly after consuming said dish.

Tomato-sauce is a wonderful and tasty garnish for many main-course food-choices, but --- especially if you also have coffee with the same meal --- it is a recipee for disaster if you don't have a restroom nearby.

by QuacksO May 3, 2019