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When I tossed da dice and they started to slow on their rolling, I thought for sure dat I was gonna get a high number, but then da cubes flopped over one more face and both landed with their "one" dots upwards, so my number was drastically redeuced.
by QuacksO March 24, 2021
Get the redeuced mug.A girl in my class likes to talk in a nasally hoarsely-squeaky voice when answering our teacher's test-questions; said long-suffering educator isn't overly amused by said vocal shenannygans, but our fellow students always find it hilarious.
by QuacksO May 8, 2022
Get the shenannygans mug.The term "pulpiteer" can also refer to one or more of the elders in a church who use their preacher as merely a "figurehead" or "mouthpiece on strings" to deceive their parishioners for their own greedy benefit and/or nefarious goals.
by QuacksO January 15, 2020
Get the pulpiteer mug.I don't need no 0%!$@#& sizemograph to figure out if I wanna have sex wif a well-hung dude --- I just tell him to "shove it in", and if it feels good having him up inside me, I simply let him go ahead and start thrusting.
by QuacksO February 25, 2019
Get the sizemograph mug.An "as seen through the steam-fogged wall of a shower stall" shadow of one or more nudies engaged either in the process of cleansing, or --- in the case of more than one person showering together --- reproducing themselves.
Observing a person's silhouewet can indeed be nice, but often you have a major letdown when you actually see what da birthday-suited showerer looks like in real life.
by QuacksO April 28, 2019
Get the silhouewet mug.Refers to the pathetic practice of as few particularly-unscrupulous/selfish folks who go around to unattended produce-booths that typically pop up in late Summer and early Fall, carefully note which of the stands use unsecured "purely on the honor system" money-containers like screw-top canning-jars or snap-top coffee-cans, and then wait till late enough in the afternoon when the "unprotected" booths' cash-containers would logically be about the "most heavy with the day's fruit and therefore ripe for the plucking", but still a little while before the farmers would likely arrive back at their stands to close up shop and collect their money... the greedy light-fingered shysters then hastily empty out the containers into their own pockets and leave without anyone's being the wiser.
It's just too bad that you can't trust people nowadays with even fairly small amounts of cash laying around! Fruit/vegetable gardeners will do well to take steps to foil farm-stand harvesters --- one of the best ways is to n-e-v-e-r simply leave ordinary easily-opened/broken containers for legitimate customers to leave their money for purchasing the booth's produce --- instead you'll want to supply a "drop it in the slot"-based money-container, and have the container firmly/solidly fastened down so that it cannot be readily "lifted" and transported elsewhere to be forced open later. I would recommend a heavy-walled plywood or metal box with glue-covered countersink-embedded deck-screws or welded-together bolts that cannot simply be unscrewed, and have the box securely bolted to the farm-stand's main framing-timbers where it cannot be simply pried loose by hand.
by QuacksO September 9, 2018
Get the farm-stand harvest mug.What da infamous "wolf in sheep's clothing" miser from mid-19th-century London had to say about Christmas.
Ebeneezer Scrooge sure was awfully "ram-headed" to say "Baa, humbug!" to any member of the London "flock" who wished him a Merry Christmas... I wonder if he'd have said the same thing nowadays, when many of us speak of the end-of-year period by using the "politically correct" title of "winter holidays"? He considered himself pretty shrewd, though, so maybe he would have thought that everyone was just trying to "pull the wool over his eyes" by still referring to basically the same holiday, even though they were indeed using a different title?
by QuacksO April 14, 2019
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