QuacksO's definitions

wreckquisition

Refers to where someone demands the use of demolition equipment.

I'm gonna try tearing down this old shed myself with a hammer and crowbar; no need to make any wreckquisitions just yet.

by QuacksO March 2, 2019

fundamnental

A basic guideline for effectively using "salty" language.

A fundamnentalist could refer to someone who either is super-seriously opposed to profanity, or laces his Bible-thumping rhetoric with assorted "adjectives" dat do not truly add anything meaningful to said tirades, and generally serve to just turn listeners away, especially those with young impressionable children.

by QuacksO February 25, 2023

reintrucknation

What Tow Mater's non-passenger-vehicle buddies feel like they've experienced after a complete overhaul.

I never could figger out why Tow Mater never seemed to want to have his missing hood or headlight replaced; maybe he was actually proud of his "worn 'n' weathered from decades of hard work" appearance, and so even a basic restoration like that would have seemed like too much of a reintrucknation to him.

by QuacksO September 24, 2022

bullystics

Da study of fist-bruises and other visible signs of physical-violence contact to identify who committed said assault-crime.

With modern-day bullystics technology, Biff Tannen could not likely get away with his '50's-and-'60's-era strong-arm shenanigans nowadays.

by QuacksO April 9, 2023

monotypical

A "single-minded" form of expressing prejudiced/derisive ideas or beliefs.

Monotypical ideas are formed by using just one portion of the brain, whereas stereotypical thinking utilizes both sides.

by QuacksO October 25, 2018

Poeetry

Rhyming verses penned by da famous original horror-story and first detective-novel author.

I am not much into Poeetry or horror stories, but I did really like The Great Edgar's more-light-hearted tales, "The Gold Bug" and "The Purloined Letter".

by QuacksO January 24, 2020

capitol punishment

The premature termination of life that Abraham Lincoln, James Garfield, William McKinley, and John F. Kennedy received as a "penalty for their crime" of merely being the current U.S. President.

My favorite "capitol punishment" joke is "So aside from the ending, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?"

by QuacksO September 23, 2020