QuacksO's definitions

Carmenn Ghia

Da model of classic Volkswagen vehicle dat da infamous video-game villainess drives when scoping out future crime-target locales or making her getaway after committing said crimes.

I can't imagine why anyone --- let alone da shrewd-expert-in-crime hottie in da crimson trench-coat and fedora --- would wanna choose a poky under-powered Carmenn Ghia as their primary conveyance, but then what do I know???

by QuacksO May 5, 2021

adremeline rush

Da excited tingle dat you feel all over when operating a high-speed pencil-type rotary tool.

Lots of folks don't seem to get overly excited about using power tools, but I always get a major adremeline rush whenever I break out my loaded plastic tool-and-accessories storage-case to perform assorted drilling/cutting/grinding/shaping tasks.

by QuacksO August 27, 2022

playment

Fun-based reimbursement dat you give/allow someone in exchange for his having provided you wif goods and/or services.

Common forms of "guy helping gal" playment include her letting him "squeeze theeze" in gratitude for his performing a little house/yard/vehicle maintenance, taking a shower wif him after he's completed a hot/dusty task, sharing a bouncy-bouncy once he's built/repaired her bed-frame and/or straightened up da bedclothes, etc.

by QuacksO January 15, 2023

counterfit

A fake temper-tantrum.

Some grownups think that imitating a child's needless emotional meltdown will cause said youngsters to see how ridiculous and silly it makes him look, but often said "counterfit" actions just make said pint-sized complainer feel all the more upset and dissatisfied.

by QuacksO July 27, 2023

dienosaur

Da spelling of their name shoulda given them a clue dat they were all eventually gonna go extinct.

Da dienosaur-era reptiles may indeed no longer be with us, but a few reptiles still do exist, such as turtles and tortoises, alligators and crocodiles, lizards, snakes, etc.

by QuacksO January 28, 2023

My religion's not like the others

The bu**s**t statement that pushy/self-righteous Bible-thumpers --- no matter what denomination --- hastily tell you in an attempt to reassuringly counter your protest of, "No thanks --- I've never had any luck with religion or churches; everyone there is always arrogant and hypocritical to me, and expects too much of me." Uh-huh... **sure** they are --- believe that, and they'll tell ya another one --- plus they've probably also got some swampland in Florida to sell you. :P

Disgusted teenager: I had a recently "converted" zealot from a local religious group tell me that, "Oh, you'll love us, trust me --- my religion's not like the others that you've had negative experiences with! OUR God is the True God, and He will treat you much better!" Yeah, right --- and the KKK claims to actually a virtuous people-respecting organization as a whole --- "it was just a few radical extremist splinter-groups that were violent, and gave the whole organization a bad name"! It's what they ALL say... just about EVERY group or organization enthusiastically claims to be "different" and "much better than the others", when in reality most of them are just about the same in terms of how they treat you or how they behave.

by QuacksO September 18, 2018

appetight

A craving for rich carbs-laden cuisine that causes your waistline to become overly "snug" inside your belt.

President Taft had such a prodigious appetight that when he died, they buried him in a coffin the size of a piano-case.

by QuacksO October 27, 2018