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Cuntfussing
/Kunt'fuss'ing/
Verb informal
gerund or present participle: cuntfussing
(Of a cunt) bitch (complain)to someone, typically a man. It'll matter which is regarded as a annoying or illogical.
Verb informal
gerund or present participle: cuntfussing
(Of a cunt) bitch (complain)to someone, typically a man. It'll matter which is regarded as a annoying or illogical.
Cuntfussing by Knight-Saladin December 21, 2016
Related Words
cuntfused • Cuntfuse • cuntfussing • Cuntfusion • Cuntfusing • cunfuse • cunfused • Cuntfuzed • cuntus ejectus
Cuntfusing
When a woman ( or man ) purposely misunderstands what you said, just to make her argument. Often known as the opposite of mansplaning
Jeff: " you look really cute today"
Sally: " are you saying i look ugly all the other days?!"
Jeff: " stop cuntfusing what i said for an insult"
Sally: " are you saying i look ugly all the other days?!"
Jeff: " stop cuntfusing what i said for an insult"
Cuntfusing by Oatmeal Tears June 6, 2016
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Cuntfused by Adam Handy / Rooster May 23, 2007
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cuntfused by thethirdhnc July 29, 2009
Cuntfusion
1. "To fuse cunts together". A slang term for the lesbian postion, scissoring.
2. A deliberately offensive pronounciation of the word confusion with essentially the same meaning.
2. A deliberately offensive pronounciation of the word confusion with essentially the same meaning.
1. Jack: I went down to the brothel the other day and saw some lesbians into some serious cuntfusion.
2. There was so much chaos in the area, it was simply just cuntfusion.
2. There was so much chaos in the area, it was simply just cuntfusion.
Cuntfusion by nieksjd January 13, 2009
cuntfussing
when an annoying person is fussing about something and or is inconsistently rambling and speaking and maybe nagging
James: No offense but your girlfriend is always cuntfussing about the smallest and weakest of reasons
Jack: Whats cuntfussing?
James: complaining
Jack: Whats cuntfussing?
James: complaining
cuntfussing by W33niss January 6, 2017
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