1. "To fuse cunts together". A slang term for the lesbian postion, scissoring.
2. A deliberately offensive pronounciation of the word confusion with essentially the same meaning.
2. A deliberately offensive pronounciation of the word confusion with essentially the same meaning.
1. Jack: I went down to the brothel the other day and saw some lesbians into some serious cuntfusion.
2. There was so much chaos in the area, it was simply just cuntfusion.
2. There was so much chaos in the area, it was simply just cuntfusion.
by nieksjd January 13, 2009
After fucking so many chicks in one night, he had a lot of cuntfusion.
Baby, I'm sorry, who are you? I'm really cuntfused right now.
Douchebag bro: Is it just me? Or is that hottie eye fucking me right now?
Sober biddie: I think your just cuntfused.
Baby, I'm sorry, who are you? I'm really cuntfused right now.
Douchebag bro: Is it just me? Or is that hottie eye fucking me right now?
Sober biddie: I think your just cuntfused.
by PutstheMACKKon January 23, 2012
When a woman ( or man ) purposely misunderstands what you said, just to make her argument. Often known as the opposite of mansplaning
Jeff: " you look really cute today"
Sally: " are you saying i look ugly all the other days?!"
Jeff: " stop cuntfusing what i said for an insult"
Sally: " are you saying i look ugly all the other days?!"
Jeff: " stop cuntfusing what i said for an insult"
by Oatmeal Tears June 6, 2016
by thethirdhnc July 30, 2009
"Major mishap with that chic from next door bro. I totally got cuntfused or something and called her my ex's name while I was banging it out. Needless to say, she left before my grand finale."
by alockbox April 2, 2009
by daisy21 November 12, 2007