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Crooning 

The act of scooping fecal matter out of another persons rectum using only two fingers.
Dude, last night I walked in on Danny and Arin crooning. It was terrifying, yet intriguing.
Crooning by Stickythings August 4, 2016
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Crooning 

Me and Samantha vacationed to Tokyo and spent the week Crooning
Crooning by ThaRaspBerriKing August 12, 2016

Crooning 

Two elderly people having sex
Person A: what was that noise last night?
Person B: it was my grandparents crooning.
Crooning by Johnnyboy2cool November 19, 2016

Crooning Crow

An individual who outwardly mirrors a harsh, cynical, and selfish society simply to survive and blend in, but quietly preserves deep kindness, softness, and empathy within their heart.
In a ruthless workplace where everyone was looking out only for themselves, he seemed cold on the outside, but was truly a crooning crow quietly helping others when no one was watching.
Crooning Crow by Vaibhav Gupta September 3, 2026

Coon/cooning 

Feeling the need to throw your own race under the bus for gain.
Coon/cooning by Gigi1574 July 5, 2020

reverse crowning 

The act of fully inserting one's cranium into a women's vagina and ideally crawling into her womb. It is the reverse of the birthing process, specifically crowning. It is advisable to cover one's head in a balloon of some sort in order to maximize pleasure.
Guy: Dude, I want to finger that chick.
Experienced Friend: No man, you gotta try reverse crowning.
reverse crowning by AverageJoe93 September 25, 2011

Crowning the Throne 

Struggling on the toilet to release a turd. One achieves crowning, but unable to do a full release. Pushing may or may not result in a partial pinch.
Roger clearly realized he was constipated bad when he was on the crapper for over an hour Crowning the Throne.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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