Cooning is a verb derived from the word coon. A coon was/is a person of african decent whose sole purpose was/is to entertain white people. These 'coons' started out as wearing black face, characterized by haveing big eyes and painting big red lips on their face. These people would tap dance, play instruments and sing.
Modern day coons are blacks who play stereotypical roles and black entertainers that promote ignorance.
Cooning is someone is acting like a 'coon'.
(a is singing and dancing in public with white people watching)
b: Will you come on and stop cooning!
a: Look at Wayne Brady, he's always coonin..
The act of resting or engaging in an enjoyable activity so as to derive as much pleasure as possible out of the day REGARDLESS of the amount of work that needs to be done or productive places to attend.
Why didn't you go to work?
to coon;to get cooned on; cooning
(verb) the act of savagely dunking a basketball/ jumping onto another person and letting one's testicles rest over the victim's eyes. After being blinded with genitalia and blocked from sunlight for an extended period of time, the meat goggles (testicles) will leave behind a pale, clammy mask (and possibly a few black pubic whiskers) around the eyes. Very similar to a bad sunglass tan. The result of a good cooning both resembles a raccoon mask as well as wrinkly, droopy dark bags under the eyes while the scrotum hangs and bakes.
Jordo cooned on Gary atleast 6 times at the basketball game this weekend.I'm starting to think Gary enjoys a sweaty cooning.
Boy do I hate getting cooned on. After that last cooning I had to tell everybody at work I left my stunner shades on in the tanning bed.
When you dip your balls in chocolate or some sort of dark liquid and proceed to give someone Arabian goggles
so their eyes look like a raccoons.
My girl friend yelled at me cuz i wouldent stop cooning her while she slept.
I just got a new can of black paint....dont make me coon you.
Cooning (verb) - pronounced "coon-in" is an exclamation used by white people who take racism on the next level.
To behave as a very arrogant individual.
Being inappropriately loud and hostile in a quiet atmosphere.
Pretending to be ghetto and black as hell just to make fun of those who truly behave that way without thinking it is silly and wrong.
When white people use this term, they're deliberately using it to put down black people who are surrounding them.
White people utilize the word and substitute it for "chillen" or "hanging out" with other white people who are their friends.
White people describe a place, person, or thing when the subject fits the word.
Dude, hahahaha, that guy hanging out with Todd is really cooning.
To have a fit in public, like a racoon would right after being captured. Racooning can include psychotic, happy, angry, and sad fits. The person racooning will most likely have crazy circled eyes and drool, when in an intense situation.
Person 1: You totally looked like a racoon, just captured, with the drool flying from your mouth, and your crazy ringed eyes, HAHA you were COONING!
Person 2: Was I really omg im so mortified.
Acting like or in a manner becoming of a raccoon.
1) To swipe
somthing or take without asking but usually with the intention to return it.
2) To act greedy and hoard somthing, usually not very valuable.
3) The act of cheating somone or tricking them out of a getting a service/object.
*Usually used in this manner by red necks
1) Bob: Uh Joe, weres my pencil?
Joe: Sam cooned it.
2) Bob: Hey! Joe's cooning all the potato chips.
3) Bob: Hey wait! Bill just cooned me out of a turn. (During a game)