Modern day coons are blacks who play stereotypical roles and black entertainers that promote ignorance.
Cooning is someone is acting like a 'coon'.
b: Will you come on and stop cooning!
a: Look at Wayne Brady, he's always coonin..
(verb) the act of savagely dunking a basketball/ jumping onto another person and letting one's testicles rest over the victim's eyes. After being blinded with genitalia and blocked from sunlight for an extended period of time, the meat goggles (testicles) will leave behind a pale, clammy mask (and possibly a few black pubic whiskers) around the eyes. Very similar to a bad sunglass tan. The result of a good cooning both resembles a raccoon mask as well as wrinkly, droopy dark bags under the eyes while the scrotum hangs and bakes.
Boy do I hate getting cooned on. After that last cooning I had to tell everybody at work I left my stunner shades on in the tanning bed.
Person 2: Was I really omg im so mortified.
To behave as a very arrogant individual.
Being inappropriately loud and hostile in a quiet atmosphere.
Pretending to be ghetto and black as hell just to make fun of those who truly behave that way without thinking it is silly and wrong.
When white people use this term, they're deliberately using it to put down black people who are surrounding them.
White people utilize the word and substitute it for "chillen" or "hanging out" with other white people who are their friends.
White people describe a place, person, or thing when the subject fits the word.
I just got a new can of black paint....dont make me coon you.
1) To swipe somthing or take without asking but usually with the intention to return it.
2) To act greedy and hoard somthing, usually not very valuable.
3) The act of cheating somone or tricking them out of a getting a service/object.
*Usually used in this manner by red necks or hillbillies
Joe: Sam cooned it.
2) Bob: Hey! Joe's cooning all the potato chips.
3) Bob: Hey wait! Bill just cooned me out of a turn. (During a game)