Top Definition
Redneck word for getting in a wreck.
"I used to have two trucks but i rectum"
by sean f May 15, 2006
hiding place for all my money
man, my rectum is so full of all my money, i have so much money i'm goin to have to get another rectum to put it all in. hey baby, coem here and let me put my money in your rectum!
by wallis and futuna islands January 21, 2004
Arsehole; anus; poop chute; where thy loafs become pinched
The place where excretement is expelled from the body in a glorius flexing of thy muscles producing a satisfying, yet drained feeling.
Also, the entrance for thy penis in homosexual males or in kinky girlies. The latter being the preferred.
I felt weird in my stomach, and then, all of a sudden, a bunch of brown spongy stuff shot out of my rectum! I was left feeling satisfied, yet drained.

I bent over and next thing ya know there was a penis entering my rectum! I was left feeling satisfied, yet drained.

Oops, sorry baby, I didn't mean to slip it in your rectum.
by jeffro February 25, 2003
The area of the lower bowel where feces is stored by the body prior to defacation. It lies two inches back from the anal canal and is the source of sexual pleasure for many people. anal sex, dildo and other sex toys are inserted into the rectum to provide sexual stimulation and pleasure.

Fisting is an activity where a human fist is inserted into the rectum. Enema is another form of rectum stimulation.

There are an estimated 280,000 objects removed surgically from individuals rectums worldwide, per year. The most common being a vibrating mobile phone.

Men particularly are quick to deny rectum stimulation, however the prostate gland (the male G spot) is easily stimulated by use of a rectal dildo or porator.

It is estimated that each day 20,000 litres of semen is ejaculated into male and female rectums. It is therefore accepted by the medical community that the rectum is a sexual organ per se, accepted as such since 1998.

Cancer of the rectum is the most rapidly increasing cancer in male and females aged 45-65, thought to be the result of poor diet. Rectal cancer is not caused by sexual activity, however it must be stressed that anal cancer is on the increase due to anal intercourse and the sexual wart virus.

The insertion of objects into the rectum must be approached with caution. A snooker ball and/or microwaved lemons, although pleasurable to insert, can in fact be difficult to expel from the rectum.
Bertie inserted a large thick cucumber into Horace's rectum, plunged it forwards and backwards until Horace's prostate gland became stimulated and Bertie observed Horace's white semen dripping from his limp penis due to the stimulating effect.
by Clinton Sounds March 28, 2005
A good place to hide drugs when entering the US from Mexico.
Man, I got a shit load of oxycontin in my ass, im gonna be rich now!
by yah right January 25, 2004
damn near killed him!
When that guy took the horsecock up his rectum, it damn near killed him!
by blokechap August 22, 2008
the anal opening, the hole from which feces pour forth, the object of sexual affection amongst homosexuals, and the main focus of a proctologist's examination.
And lo, just as Earl had assumed the sitting position while using the facilities a great burst of feces did pour forth from his rectum, and there was much rejoicing.
by Buttfucked September 28, 2003
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