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Contused penis 

Also known as breaking your penis

The act of pressuring the blood in your penis shaft, until it rips open with internal bleeding. Symptoms could be a purple swollen shaft
Doctor: "Looks like you have a bad case of a contused penis"
Abel: "I Shouldn't have rolled over
Contused penis by LebaAnatnom October 31, 2016

conuder valve 

A smart ass thing to say when some one says that something is wrong with thier vehicle. ( Part that does not exist)
Person with vehicle: My car is not running rite....
You: Maybe you should check your conuder valve. (HAHA)
conuder valve by Crizoft November 25, 2007

confudes 

Confudes is a more extreme form of confusion, the highest. Widely used in conversations on the internet. It is better than saying 'confused' simply because of the uber coolness of it.
wesley: im confudes...
carlie: THATS COOL, ITS MY NEW WORD
wesley: *still confudes*
confudes by mryellowbunbun April 5, 2009

Contumely 

That was quite contumely if you ask me.
Contumely by degastyne May 19, 2010

Contrude 

Semi-bitch
Jaxx was being really contrude earlier.
Contrude by AmazingYeets4Dayz December 29, 2018
To be confused by, but in a very trusting way.

confide - to trust in someone

confuse - to not understand

confide+confuse=confude
While watching "Steven Hawking: into the universe", I was confuded by all the crazy ideas... but I liked the pretty visuals so I kept watching.
Confude by miket1044 July 28, 2012