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Cockstew 

The horrific paste that oozes from a penis of a patient with V.D.
Dr. Haerlsem said that cockstew was a juvenile term, and that it was properly called dick gravy.
Cockstew by Spanky Longthumb May 21, 2010

Cockster 

A Porsche Boxster, from the habits of their drivers, primarily cocks. Cockster owners are famous for being gigantic assholes to cover up for the fact that they couldn't afford a 911, but still want to be as snobby as one a 911 pilot.

Usually justifies his spending via a discussion of how raw power isn't important, it is the raw feel of a car, handling, etc. May make reference (rightfully so) to how the 911 is still putting its engine in the wrong place, but do not be fooled by his pseudointellectualism, no matter his justification, nobody will buy a Boxster if they can afford a 911.
That fucking Cockster cut me off!
Cockster by EnderVandensloane June 29, 2010

cockstepping 

The act of trampling a penis, either in a cockbox or on the floor or some other flat surface. Also, standing on the penis while trampling a man.
Mistress likes to do her cockstepping in 10 inch platforms. It's brutal on my little guy!
cockstepping by Chris Zizzo July 28, 2010

Cocksteer 

Similar to cockblocking except this is where a friend steers your penis away from a vagina you most likely cannot get into and points it towards a vagina that actually does want your penis.
Mitch: Yo mang I'm gonna slam your sister tonight!
Kyle: Eww dude, she doesn't even want your penis. Maybe you should try going for my mom, shes been talking about you ever since she walked in on you in the shower!
Mitch: You're right, thanks for cocksteering me into your mom.
Cocksteer by Pure_Awesome January 13, 2011

Cockspew 

A fountain of ignorant and unfounded claims, made by those whose opinions should be utterly void.
That bullshit about Obama's birth certificate was a sack of cockspew.
Cockspew by Joclemen June 30, 2013

cockstench

:when you smell what his cock smells like and then after you fuck him your pussy seems to smell like his cock for a day or two, even after showers.

it may be my imagiation but I KNOW IT EXISTS
After I fucked Chris in the grass I could smell his cockstench on my pussy for a week.
cockstench by McTitty July 1, 2006