Mitch: Hey Phil, your mom and I had a disagreement last night about who got to be on top.
Phil: Okay... why are you telling me this?
Mitch: I just wanted you to know we eventually came to a cumpromise, and it was fantastic! I gave in and let her ride me and it was sooo good that we both cumpromised in 10 minutes! Awesome
Phil: But I thought you said you were going to take care of Jeff's mom last night?
Mitch: Yea I did, but I'll tell you about that once she's walking again...