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Cockneed 

Adj. The inverse of being bow legged after sex. Left with wanting and disappointment.

Still needing a cock....obviously a different one.
“I left his place cockneed cause he couldn’t the job done
“Girl that guy last night was fine! Yeah but that two pump pinky chump left me cockneed.”
Cockneed by Ratchet_Tinker April 28, 2021
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Cockweeder 

A person who raises and sells chickens)
"Does this town have a cockweeder?"
"Yeah, ole man Jim down the road is a cockweeder."
Cockweeder by Cat_ears June 1, 2021

cockweed 

THE BEST comeback ever. It cannot be beat. Not even by cock juggling thunder cunt.
Trey: you asswipe.
Ashley: stop being a cockweed.
Trey: oh damn, you win.
cockweed by Ashley! July 25, 2006

cockfeeder 

Someone who wasn't breastfed by his mother. He was cockfed by his father.
Cockfeeder: You can't sit at the head of the table. That place is reserved for my dad.
cockfeeder by Stoole July 29, 2017

cockweed 

pubic hair, usually used in a derogatory manner
Jeff, I hate you; you're such a cockweed
cockweed by Achilleus May 5, 2006

Cocksledding 

A made up word that is when you sled on your cock on a waterslide or something similar probably
"Hey bro wanna go watersliding"
"Whoa bro that sounds cool but how about we go cocksledding"
"Bro... Of course I'll go cocksledding with you"
"Bro I think I love you..."
"Bro..."
Then they kissed
Cocksledding by Cocksledder Supreme February 10, 2021