Cocksedge 

Word of Scottish and Irish origin that is used to describe a family of small, cute, but sometimes annoying people.
Other uses include using the word as a derogatory term to insult those of higher social status.

Person 1: What does one think they are doing
Person 2:Shut Up you Cocksedge!

Cocksedge by CocksedgeJoker August 20, 2011

cocksided 

adj.- uneven, crooked, or otherwise gimpy

His sunglasses were cocksided on his face, because his ears were uneven.

Since the carpenter didn't use a level, the shelves ended up cocksided.

cocksided by Aliy May 15, 2006

Cocknudge 

When you nudge a person with your cock to make them do something.

I was ready to dive but a little hesitant when I was cock nudged from behind.

Or

This morning I cocknudged my girlfriend to get her in the mood

Cocknudge by Mrcolnago August 9, 2012

Cocklodger 

A male who lives with his girlfriend without paying rent.
Rent and bills are paid by the girlfriend, the cocklodger relies on the fact that the couple are shagging to continue his residency.

Yeah, that guy Jim doesn't pay Rebecca rent to live in her flat, he's a cocklodger.

Cocklodger by Early D January 15, 2008

Cocksequence 

n. An event or state of being resulting from when a penis is used in retaliation/reaction to an appropriately (or inappropriately) provoked cause/event.

Can be pluralized, ie. Cocksequences
or be used as an adverb, ie. Cocksequently

"You're Pregnant which is the Cocksequence of having unprotected sex"

If you drop the soap in the prison shower, prepare to suffer the Cocksequences.

"You gave me a lapdance, so Cocksequently I now have an erection."

Cocksequence by Jake Stebel March 10, 2005

cockbadger 

A male or female who persistently persues the male member, despite their attentions being unwanted.

She's a moose.
I know, I can't get rid of the cockbadger.

cockbadger by manta July 30, 2003

cockssage 

Cockssage (propounced :çock-sar-j) is a massage given with a cock instead of the hands

A massage given with a cock (pens) used to deliver the massage directly to the area of the cockssageè (person receiving the cockssage) instead of other more traditional techniques such as massage given with the hands.

Guees what Dave,? She said I gave her the best cockssage she ever had . I guess my technique is improving or it might have been the viagra. I'm not sure

cockssage by Jason Veenman May 20, 2019