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1. asswipe
1) a device that has been used to remove excrement from the anus. 2) a person who resembles in behavior, language or attitude a device used to remove excrement.
1) She used the poison ivy as an asswipe.
2) I can't believe he kicked the keg! What an Asswipe!
by Jovian Aug 6, 2003 share this
2. asswipe
An idiot or seemingly stupid individual. or someone who is just being an asshole.
"He is so godamed stupid...... freakin asswipe.
("freakin" is always prior to "asswipe")
by ices May 12, 2003 share this
3. asswipe
a shithead, shitsleeve, shitbum, asshole, dickface, etc.
Yo, asswipe, get your hands off my sister!
by Shane Arnold Mar 29, 2005 share this
4. asswipe
1. A stupid individual you can't stand
2. Another term for an asshole
3. A brown-noser. Someone who is a teacher's pet or stuck up someone's ass.
1.Becky's boob ain't that big, she is such an asswipe.
2. What an asswipe.
3. Why don't you get your head out of Mr. Smith's ass, you asswipe.
by nay Apr 12, 2004 share this
5. asswipe
an asswipe is a person who is a real motherfucker;cocksuckin type person...one who thinks he or she can do anything..but really they can't do a fucking thing right...
hey dude marvin is a real asswipe...he tried fuckin my girl friends' mom just the other day!!!!wait till i get my hands on the asswipe.....
6. asswipe
The couple on "Saturday Night Live" who could not think of a name for their child.
"Package delivery for Mr. Asswipe." "NO! It's Ass-weep-ay"
by ToxicCherry Aug 29, 2003 share this
7. asswipe
Name of a person who (usually) has head inserted in ass. A dumbass.
I wish that asswipe would learn how to drive.

PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS! You f*cking asswipe!
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