1. The alocohol towelette you use to wipe the head of your penis before you give your urine sample.

2. A bad male driver.

3. A bad or corrupt sports or political figure.

1. "Don't forget to use your cockwipe before you pee, Jimmy!"

2. "Learn to drive, you Cockwipe!"

3. "Nancy, you can't believe what our cockwipe congressman did with the cockwipe athelete."

cockwipe by Erik August 17, 2004

Cockzipilis

This is a type of disorder people have with their cocks (or dick, nob, yogurt rifle, etc...)
These people are born with cocks which have a 90 degrees shape to them and that stays permanent. the bend is unusually perfectly 90 degress and stays like that forever. Most of the time the cock is pointing up, but in the case of a Cockzopilis the cock points down at 90 degress. Not a very good thing to have...

Tony: That Saboo is such a slag!
Old Gregg: Yep i know, I heard that he's got a cockzipilis.
Tony: Poor guy... I feel sorry for that dick-head

Cockzipilis by i heart 69 May 23, 2008

Cocknippled

Having both nipples oriented inward; Crooked or askew.

Smokey McPot: Johnny, I can't tell if her nipples are looking at me, or the vending machine behind me?

Johnny Potsmoker: Yeeeee, she's totally cocknippled bro.

Cocknippled by Johnny Pot-Smoker October 24, 2010

cocksnipe

Verb. To look at a dude's wang at any time. Made famous by comedian Mike Mackenzie.

In the washroom, while urinating in a urinal, you catch the bro beside you checking out your junk. At this point, you would say, "Aw, I just got cocksniped"

cocksnipe by Friction Burnt Anus December 16, 2008

cocknapstickulation

Unknowingly walking or dancing around with a cocktail napkin attached to the bottom of your shoe. Those who imbibe in cocknapstickulation are generally found in bars, nightclubs or staggering down the street.

After leaving the bar and posing for pictures, Lucretia realized she had some serious cocknapstickulation.

cocknapstickulation by Lucretia McEvil May 25, 2010

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026