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Carnforth 

Pretty much a collection of old people, a canal, a pub called the "anal turn" and a tescos
"I went to carnforth to visit old people "
Carnforth by The Riddle 22020202 December 5, 2011
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Carnforth High 

Carnforth High School is a shit show, yr11s are a fucking crease and you’ll probably get a sponge cake smacked in your face. Most of us “students” are in the toilets at break and lunch using our E-cigs to make ourselves look superior to the rest of the school, the teachers chat shit out there arse and if your depressed then your pretty much fucked cos no one will give a fuck. Everyone’s got beef and you’ll probably get asked by about 6 different yr7s if you’ve got a cig. Most the girls look fake as fuck and wear a foundation thats 3 shades darker than what they are. Lads are fucking dickheads and there’s probably a few diseases being past round to the thots and fuck boys of the school. Overall the school is just a pile of wank where you’ll leave as a drug addict and maybe a couple of gcses. Kids Probably sniff Ket of the toilet seats as well.
Carnforth high

“ the girl wanted to go to Carnforth high”

“ the girl went to Carnforth high”

“The girl got clap from someone in Carnforth high”

carnforth high wankers 

Carnforth high is full of wankers, the girls are all slags, and the boys are all fuck boys a specially Charlie ash most of the year 7s smoke and don’t even inhale like Marcus burrows everyone smokes weed and does MD every weekend mr Fox is fat and doesn’t let u do anything when he’s not even in charge of the fucking school, I give up w this school...

Carnforth High 

Carnforth high are full of annoying people and full of people that take relationships to a piss take for example gabby in year 10 the only relationship that has lasted since 1990 is P.C and A.C in year 10 as a fact except them everyone else are just fat slags and think they are hard as well and half of the year and no virgins

carnforth high 

A shit little school in the middle of nowhere full of chavs and slags where the teachers like to make everyone “eat healthy “ then put on a cake sale and u can’t even come in with no makeup on without them telling you to wipe your face off , all over the kids leave with less education then they came with and probably a few Diseases
“” Mum can I go to carnforth high

“I will cook you and the dog before I send any of. My kids to that school “”

carnforth high 

A school where a bunch of lesas hang out and hide in the music corridor , a school where the y7 boys think they're the shit even though they're 4"7 , a school where the y10s think they're solid and vape , a school where the chavs have 10 new boyfriends a day and a new elux bar everyday
carnforth high by carnforthman January 10, 2022

Carnforth High School 

Mr fox rents out teslas and thinks he’s proper hard and thinks he’s cool and hard tryna shout at year 7 and 8 but can’t shout at year 11 cuz he knows that no one actually gives a fuck about him. Searches people to make him look big and tries taking the mick out of people also Is very fat and no one actually likes him. LMFAO ABSOLUTE WEIRDO
Carnforth high school: Mr fox big wanker and rents out Teslas
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