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The most badass exercise on the market, targets every muscle and improves explosiveness. Common among inmates.
Consists of doing a push up, going into a squat, jumping as high as you can, dropping back into a squat then into a pushup. A pull up can be added after the jump if a bar is available. I just did 100 burpees in 5 minutes, excuse me while I projectile vomit.
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an alcoholic drink made by pouring burnett's or any other alcohol that costs less than ten dollars into a slurpee.
the slurpee is necessary to cover up the intensely bad taste of the burnett's. Charlie : dude, tomorrow is free slurpee day! I think this means we need to make some Burpees
Kapil: slurpees are for niggers and 12 year olds haha Charlie: are you keeeeeeeeeeeeeding me? Burpees are gangsta shit!! |
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