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1. SOFA
Sweater (or Sweatshirt) Over Fat Ass.

1. Derisive term for a garment tied around the waist to cover a woman's large ass.

2. An insecure woman attempting to conceal her butt by tying her sleeves around her waist and allowing the body of her sweater or sweatshirt to hang over her rear end.
"Dude, SOFA - 3 o'clock."

"Check out the SOFA on the bremelo over there!"
2. Sofa
An excellent thing to hide behind while watching Doctor Who.
Gah, the Weeping Angles freak me out! To the sofa!
3. SOFA
Acronym for Seems Ok Far Away

Used to describe a female that at first appears attractive, but is revealed to be anything but with a closer look.
Man 1: Man, that girl is super hot. I'm gonna go talk to her.

Man 2: No wait a minute. Ya she's just a SOFA, better not.
4. SOFA
Sweater Over Fat Ass

Refers to a shirt or sweater that is long enough to cover a woman's hips where she thinks this will disguise the fact that her ass is huge
That Yankee's jersey is a SOFA on her.
5. SOFA
Significant other, friend, or associate. Non-derogatory term for "fag hag."
Friday night my SOFA and I are hitting up the club!
6. Sofa
A fat chick that is easy.
"Did you see that Jack slept on the sofa last night?" "Yeah he said he thinks he might have left his wallet in between the cushions"
7. SOFA
Southern Oregon Fat Ass, a man or woman from southern Oregon who is extremely fat.
Holy shit, did you see the size of that SOFA biotch? She must miss the herd back at the farm.
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