1. Derisive term for a garment tied around the waist to cover a woman's large ass.
2. An insecure woman attempting to conceal her butt by tying her sleeves around her waist and allowing the body of her sweater or sweatshirt to hang over her rear end.
A man so afflicted with the phenomena has a penchant for irrationally believing oneself morally superior or basic self-esteem issues from childhood.
"You spiteful SOFA I wish I believed it sooner!"