Boobsquire 

A word coming out of the state of Indiana. It is rumored that people who say this word are not able to resist laughing no matter what situation they are in.

Man 1: Hey dude.

Man 2: Yeah?

Man 1: Boobsquire

Man 2: What the hell?

Man 1: Think about it

Man 2: AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Boobsquire by marshman1 September 19, 2009

Noobsquire 

A noobsquire is a form of a noob who is completely new at an online game, and actually takes advice or trains from other noobs online that think they are pros.

- Hence the word squire - much like a squire in medieval times trains and takes advice from a knight, carries their shield, does work for them etc.

Example 1:

Noobsquire: Hey guys. I'm new at halo, can you help me learn how to get real good?

Noob: t0tAll3y d00d U cAn b3 1337 1f y0u tAlkz0rz lik3 m3 an l3arn ma sk1llz0rz b3cAus3 1 @m 1337 2!!!1!one!!

Noobsquire: W0wz0rz th@nkz. 1 c@n f33l m1s3lf g3tt1ng b3tt3r n0wzorz.

Example 2:

Noobsquire: Hey guys, I just started playing Call of Duty, and there's a wall to the enemy base in front of me but I don't know how to jump.

Noob: W3LL d00d th@ts s0 3asy pr3ss t3h alt + F4 and U'1L d0 @ s00p3r 1337 jUmpz0rz thAt g03s 100000 f33t in t3h a1r!! (Mehehe I'm going to trick this n00b into closing the game cause I'm so cool)

noobsquire: I tried it and nothing happened, it's alt, then +, then f4, right?

n00b: N0 0MGZ0RZ U have t0 hold teh buttons at the sAme time3 omg1 and + do3sn't c0unt!!!1!!one11

noobsquire: I can't read your writing. Can you repeat that plz?

Noobsquire by --Jordan-- April 21, 2007

boobsquish

An internet term derived from a common anime cliche involving the face of an unsuspecting teenage boy being squished energetically but affectionately into a girl's buxum boobs....usually followed by a nose-bleed.

*Asura gives Cat boobsquish huggles* XD

boobsquish by Asura April 24, 2005

boobscured 

1. When you're fooled into thinking a girl is cuter than she really is, due to her profile picture being taken a an angle that emphasizes breasts and not the rests

2. being distracted by boobs in general

"I didn't know she had a tail! Her profile picture totally boobscured that!"

boobscured by hellomybaby October 24, 2008

botsquire 

an arrogant, self centred, obnoxious person.
Usually wealthy and white, often found at Private members clubs.

I loathe those Priory botsquires

botsquire by Muc Inez December 4, 2009

Brosquire

A term of classification for one of your "bros" that has a special place in your heart.

Brosquire, care to lax?

Brosquire by BrotasticBro May 29, 2010