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12 definitions by Asura

 
1.
A word whose origins come from the hit television sitcom "Seinfeld". One of the recurring characters, Cosmo Kramer, had been called this (as far as I know, on more than one occasion).

I assume it's supposed to be an insult, referring to the person as someone who thinks they're cool, yet is (according to the insulter) quite the opposite.
"Am I a hipster dufus, Jerry?"
by Asura October 26, 2004
 
2.
More of a force of nature than a tangible object. Hulkamania began in the early 1980's when relative newcomer to the World Wrestling Federation, Hulk Hogan, defeated the Iron Sheik for the WWF (now WWE; the "E" stands for "Entertainment") World Heavyweight Championship. Since the Iron Sheik was hated for being "Iranian" (the United States had their problems with Iran at this time, and making wrestlers into the nationalities that Americans hated was the style at the time; however some weren't even of the nationality they were labeled as), Hogan's defeat of the Iron Sheik begun a new era in the WWF, the era of Hulkamania.

Hulk Hogan's immense popularity and limitless fan base (called Hulkamaniacs) turned the heads of Mankind, opening their eyes to liking professional wrestling again.

Over 20 years old, Hulkamania is still running wild today, and may only die when The Hulkster himself does... But even then, who knows?
There was this guy who used to go to all of Hulk Hogans matches, no matter where he went. He even dressed like Hulk Hogan! This guy, whose name I don't know, HE'S the ultimate Hulkamaniac (not to be mistaken for Dave Sullivan).
by Asura October 26, 2004
 
3.
An internet term derived from a common anime cliche involving the face of an unsuspecting teenage boy being squished energetically but affectionately into a girl's buxum boobs....usually followed by a nose-bleed.
*Asura gives Cat boobsquish huggles* XD
by Asura April 24, 2005
 
4.
Someone who makes snide remarks, or otherwise is acting in a fashion that makes others believe they are being smug.

British in origin.

Exactly the same as Smarty Pants.
"Oh, you're such a clever trousers with your puns, AREN'T you, Neil?"
by Asura October 26, 2004
 
5.
Perhaps someone who is both a fascist and a bully. However, the word "bully" in this case is most likely intended to be exclusively paired up with the word "boy", making a word whose meaning may simply be a generic insult.

British in origin.
"The Bank is run by fascist bully boys!"
by Asura October 26, 2004
 
6.
A female who takes too much pride in her school grades, studies far too much, and is a general keener.

It COULD be used for a male too, in this asexual new world of ours.

Of British origins.
"I went out early t' pick up my grades at the postmaster, since I'm such a girly swat!"
by Asura October 26, 2004
 
7.
The process by which a person, usually driven by emotional or personal reasoning throws all thought out of the window and performs a rash act. Fighting, selling stock in a panic, blowing your credit card on meaningless junk or bidding on ebay often result.
"Man, this guy told Phil he thought he was gay, then Phil unleashed the fury on him - we had to call an ambulance"

"If Anna doesn't stop bugging me I'm gonna unleash the fury"
by Asura March 08, 2004