Beardsman 

A modern day man, who is a productive member of society, that has a beard and looks after it and himself.

Bill was labelled as the beardsman of the evening given the majestic length of his beard over the other men at the party.

Beardsman by Fook-ST@R October 19, 2014

urban beardsman 

A gentleman sporting a beard and man bun ,likes essential oils and works for the police or law in some fashion.

Cathy was getting paranoid upon spotting so many urban beardsman at the fair

urban beardsman by Puddyboot September 30, 2017

Beardson's Law 

A phenomena whereby the browner a person is, the higher the likelihood their smoke alarm batteries need to be replaced.

For example, when observing a black person in their natural habitat, if you listen closely you will likely hear the distinct low battery alert chirp of a smoke-alarm.

I was on Omegle last night and talked to a bunch of black people. I could hear the chirp of a smoke-detector low battery alarm in every one of their houses. Beardson's Law, am I right?

Beardson's Law by urban groyper August 29, 2022

Birdsman 

A man of the birds, birds being women.
They are can be falsely mistaken to be delly kids but they are of much higher authority.

They abide by the boiz guide to the galaxy rulebook and vow never to dog (unfairly harm) the boiz.
Birdsmen hang out around flocks of birds and regularly visit birdcages where they get all the poonany, they have a secret handshake and are all top cunts. Birdsmen unite. They also have code names.

Goblin Willy got three birds that night. Whadda top fucking birdsman.

Birdsman by Cocktoes. October 26, 2011

Beardsmith

An amazing woman who knows the way of the beard. She is a magician with scissors and clippers and shaping of the miracles known as beards. She is able to take your average scruffy beard and turn it into a glorious appendage and extension of your manhood. The original and only viable beardsmith, Wendy, is one of a kind and amazing in the art of the beard.

I used to look like a homeless scruffy nerf hearder, then I was introduced to Wendy The Beardsmith. My life has been changed forever and women actually don't run screaming from me anymore! Thanks Wendy!

Beardsmith by beardedbeckman December 13, 2014

beardscaping

The regular and careful caretaking of one’s beard to bring it as close to perfection as possible.

He has elevated beardscaping to an art form that men across the world are clearly looking to master.

beardscaping by Dr Bunnygirl December 15, 2019

beardsen 

Jensen Ackles beard

Beardsen is amazing.
The beard has a name - Beardsen.

beardsen by Aquarius127 February 15, 2021