Beardyman

A man who's beard allows him to speak with more than one voice. A man who can bring wolfpacks together. A man who can create visions of blue poles and lemon drizzle cakes. He is an entires human race's alter ego.

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donny
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beardyman

Beardyman by Graciousdolious December 14, 2011

Boardman'd

To become so intoxicated that coherent thought and bipedal stability is nigh on impossible

Nick: Are you going to the party tomorrow night?
Andy: Yeah mate, let's get absolutely Boardman'd!

Boardman'd by 5robmar November 29, 2011

beardmance 

When others can't stop talking about your god like beard! They go as far as wanting to rub up against your mighty whiskers or even running their fingers through your facial fur!

Last night I saw a mighty beard..and all I could think of was how I want to stroke that mountainous beard.....Dude I think I'm having a beardmance for those whiskers!

beardmance by beardster December 1, 2011

Ned Berryman 

He is a beautiful man with the prefect curved and gets all those mother fuckin hoes. He's also the type of guy to eat a biscuit which has been sitting on the ground for 10 minuites

"Ned Berryman has the most hot curves i want to spread his cheeks"

Ned Berryman by Cum Dawg August 22, 2023

Michael Berryman 

Actor who started out his career in "One flew over the cuckoos Nest" (1975) as a mental patient and went on to become a horror icon in the movie "The Hills have Eyes" (1977).

He suffers from Hypohidrotic Ectodermal Dysplasia which is a rare disease that means he has no hair, no finger nails, no sweat glands and no teeth. This gives him the frightening appearence that people know him for. But he is apparently one of the nicest people you could ever meet.

Michael Berryman was so cool in The Hills have Eyes, he really made the movie.

Michael Berryman by DannyHatesTesco November 29, 2005

beardmasher 

A male who has sex with a female with an unshaven crotch

I bet that guy is a beardmasher

beardmasher by the random ruler October 16, 2009

Beardbanging

Similar to headbanging, but with two main differences.

a: instead of long hair, you must have a beard at least 10inches long.
2:Banging the head in a side to side motion, rather than a forward and back motion.( the chest of the beardbanger would otherwise get in the way of said banging beard)

Headbanging is so out, beardbanging is in

Beardbanging by Alsastar May 5, 2011