A facial accessory that instantly makes its bearer infinitely more metal and manly. This is especially true if one has had a beard since very early, ie. since they were thirteen. Beards tend to house hidden limbs and perhaps have a life of their own. The most famous example of this caliber of facial hair is Chuck Norris.
Don't fuck with Rob, he's had the beard since he was thirteen. It doesn't matter what music he plays, it's more metal than you. Always.
His beard goes clubbing every night after he goes to sleep and comes back in the morning to wake him up.
His beard goes clubbing every night after he goes to sleep and comes back in the morning to wake him up.
by bringyourguns543 July 24, 2009
by dan westrum August 1, 2006
The beard is the ring of brown resin that stains the glass.
Letting the Resin of your water pipe/bong cake up right above the water level.
Letting the Resin of your water pipe/bong cake up right above the water level.
by tommorgan November 20, 2010
when you shave your genitalia and then get a blowjob and climax all over her cheek and then throw the shaved hair at her thus stickin to the baby batter.
by dizzzog November 8, 2003
Partner to the haggard beast, rat boy, and slut bitch, has a massive beard and is tight as an untouched pussy
by poosemon August 2, 2003
1. A boy or girl hired as a celebritys boyfriend/girlfriend by that celebritys management, usually for publicity.
Fan 1: "Ugh, did you hear that Eleanor Calder is dating Louis Tomlinson of One Direction?"
Fan 2: "Lmao, no, she's a beard, duh!"
Fan 2: "Lmao, no, she's a beard, duh!"
by larrystylinsonisreal January 28, 2014
When a pop star is gay, management will give them a girlfriend to hide it. This is called a beard. It is usually referred to in a jokingly manor.
by ArrowDean06 February 4, 2021