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Beardsmith

An amazing woman who knows the way of the beard. She is a magician with scissors and clippers and shaping of the miracles known as beards. She is able to take your average scruffy beard and turn it into a glorious appendage and extension of your manhood. The original and only viable beardsmith, Wendy, is one of a kind and amazing in the art of the beard.
I used to look like a homeless scruffy nerf hearder, then I was introduced to Wendy The Beardsmith. My life has been changed forever and women actually don't run screaming from me anymore! Thanks Wendy!
Beardsmith by beardedbeckman December 13, 2014
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Beardsmith

Any person with the capability of growing a full (luscious) beard, who is also known for capitalizing on said capability.
Check out that bird's nest on Al's face, he sure is one hell of a beardsmith
Beardsmith by hoboknife March 22, 2011

beatsmith 

Scott Storch is a beatsmith...
beatsmith by Da Chef January 8, 2006

beatsmithing 

v. (beet·smith·eeng) : The act of creating sounds by way of audio production or recording audible samples to be placed into a musical track. In short, to make beats. Also, to perform live by blending samples or mixing and arranging various songs into a set or compilation in order to create an original, audible composition.
No DJ gig for me tonight, I'm busy beatsmithing in the studio.
beatsmithing by Aaron Ortiz November 30, 2011

berrysmith 

the picker of berries at the magical farm of berrysmith berries
him: so where are you working this summer?
her: at the magical farm or berrysmith berries, as a berrysmith
him: OMG!! i wanted that job so bad!

Nokee Badsmith 

A partypooper/grumbler.
A term usually used in casinos to denote a poker player who constantly folds and complains about his hand.
"Play a hand fool, you ain't nothing but a yoghurt-slinging Noke Badsmith."

Beadsmith 

A beadsmith is someone who smiths beads. They often wear colored beads around their necks.
Man 1: Hey, those are some nice beads!

Beadsmith: I know! I made them myself!

Man 1: You must be a beadsmith!

Beadsmith: Why yes, I am!
Beadsmith by Beadsmith April 6, 2010