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Dr. Ballsmouth 

Someone (usually a male) with a Ph.D. that finds balls in his mouth after doing something dishonourable.
Phil: "Did you hear that Colin, that doctor that everyone used to like, is getting a girlfriend?"

Seth: "Yeah, that sucks. We'll probably never see him after that. I bet he'll cheat on her on the reg too."

Phil: "What a bitch. Let's teabag that Dr. Ballsmouth."
Dr. Ballsmouth by quisas22 December 8, 2009

Ballmouth 

The unique taste that lingers in your mouth long after you've had someone's sweaty salty nuts in it.
I still have ballmouth, even after brushing my teeth repeatedly.
Ballmouth by Rudie's girl April 22, 2009

Ballsmoater 

Ballsmoating is the act of when someone is licking the mans testicles or taint while putting their nose in the mans butt. A ballsmoater is the person that is performing the act of ballsmoating.
a sexual act that was invented in 2010 when a man sat on a womans face placing his testicles on her mouth and anus on her nose, and the the act was given the name ballsmoating, the woman was the first person to be called a ballsmoater.
Ballsmoater by buzzmuff July 18, 2010

bassmouth vagina 

When a women speads her legs and you see her lungs. 😅😅😅
" I fucked this chick who had a bassmouth vagina"
bassmouth vagina by Holt3113 May 13, 2016
a unit of measure regarding to the top end speed of something.
when asked by the officer how fast he was going bill replied "im not sure but it was pretty ballsout.
ballsout by tellitizaman September 7, 2010

Bellsouth 

The second worst independent ISP ever, next to AOL. Never call their customer service, unless you speak fluent indian. Laggy, depressing, and stupid,this company blows.
Guy with DSL during drizzle - "WHAT?! NO INTERNET FOR 5 DAYS CAUSE OF A DRIZZLE!?...Oh its bellsouth."
Bellsouth by Dev H May 14, 2005
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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