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Dr. Ballsmouth 

Someone (usually a male) with a Ph.D. that finds balls in his mouth after doing something dishonourable.
Phil: "Did you hear that Colin, that doctor that everyone used to like, is getting a girlfriend?"

Seth: "Yeah, that sucks. We'll probably never see him after that. I bet he'll cheat on her on the reg too."

Phil: "What a bitch. Let's teabag that Dr. Ballsmouth."
Dr. Ballsmouth by quisas22 December 8, 2009

Ballmouth 

The unique taste that lingers in your mouth long after you've had someone's sweaty salty nuts in it.
I still have ballmouth, even after brushing my teeth repeatedly.
Ballmouth by Rudie's girl April 22, 2009

Ballsmoater 

Ballsmoating is the act of when someone is licking the mans testicles or taint while putting their nose in the mans butt. A ballsmoater is the person that is performing the act of ballsmoating.
a sexual act that was invented in 2010 when a man sat on a womans face placing his testicles on her mouth and anus on her nose, and the the act was given the name ballsmoating, the woman was the first person to be called a ballsmoater.
Ballsmoater by buzzmuff July 18, 2010

bassmouth vagina 

When a women speads her legs and you see her lungs. 😅😅😅
" I fucked this chick who had a bassmouth vagina"
bassmouth vagina by Holt3113 May 13, 2016
a unit of measure regarding to the top end speed of something.
when asked by the officer how fast he was going bill replied "im not sure but it was pretty ballsout.
ballsout by tellitizaman September 7, 2010

Bellsouth 

The second worst independent ISP ever, next to AOL. Never call their customer service, unless you speak fluent indian. Laggy, depressing, and stupid,this company blows.
Guy with DSL during drizzle - "WHAT?! NO INTERNET FOR 5 DAYS CAUSE OF A DRIZZLE!?...Oh its bellsouth."
Bellsouth by Dev H May 14, 2005