20 definitions by tellitizaman

picklenoia

picklenoia is the fear of having the smallest dick at the pickle factory. it is a derivative of the word picklefellatianoia the fear of sucking on the worlds smallest pickle.

if phills picklenoia gets any worse he wont be able to shower after the game.

by tellitizaman August 20, 2010

foose balls

when your balls dry up and become shinny and hard.

when judy grabed a handful of bills nuts she screamed "oh shit why didnt you tell me you had foose balls ? " and ran out of the room.

by tellitizaman September 15, 2010

freewillie

the act of exposing the male genitalia at any water sport or exhibition.

i cant believe hank decided to pull a freewillie at seaworld.

by tellitizaman September 2, 2010

deballified

to have ones testicles removed either physically or mentally.
may also be ued on inatimite objects meaning to remove the balls from.

tims girlfriend deballified him to the max last night when she told him to be sure to get the extra small sized condonms at the drug store.

by tellitizaman August 21, 2010

retroactive abortion

a legal medical procedure for the taking of ones life regardless of their age.

Joe is such a loser and disliked by so many people that he is the perfect candidate for a retroactive abortion.

by tellitizaman September 10, 2010

ebayanoia

The constant fear that you will be outbid on something youre bidding for on ebay.

Elaine is so stuupid she cant even sleep due to her ebayanoia.

by tellitizaman September 17, 2010

pinocchio dick

Pinocchio Dick is when you get stuck with a four hour erection because you lied to your girl friend about taking Viagra.

Bills wife was both happy and sad that he had a bad case of Pinocchio dick last week.

by tellitizaman September 11, 2010