20 definitions by tellitizaman
| 1. | ballsout | ||
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a unit of measure regarding to the top end speed of something. when asked by the officer how fast he was going bill replied "im not sure but it was pretty ballsout.
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| 2. | retroactive abortion | ||
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a legal medical procedure for the taking of ones life regardless of their age. Joe is such a loser and disliked by so many people that he is the perfect candidate for a retroactive abortion.
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| 3. | giving it up | ||
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the act of a female giving someone sex. dont waste your time or money on that bartender the only one shes giving it up to is her boyfriend the bouncer.
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| 4. | pinocchio dick | ||
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Pinocchio Dick is when you get stuck with a four hour erection because you lied to your girl friend about taking Viagra. Bills wife was both happy and sad that he had a bad case of Pinocchio dick last week.
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| 5. | ebayanoia | ||
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The constant fear that you will be outbid on something youre bidding for on ebay. Elaine is so stuupid she cant even sleep due to her ebayanoia.
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| 6. | foose balls | ||
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when your balls dry up and become shinny and hard. when judy grabed a handful of bills nuts she screamed "oh shit why didnt you tell me you had foose balls ? " and ran out of the room.
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| 7. | antiorgasmatic | ||
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any action that will instantly kill an erection or the continuance of the act of intercourse. when bill farted during a recent sex romp jill found it disgusting and antiorgasmatic ,pissed on him and left the room.
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