Awkwardman 

a person who drives around in their awkwardmobile
someone allergic to peanuts
someone that has no friends

look at her sitting alone, what an awkwardman

Awkwardman by Janet Wiess January 17, 2011

awkwardate 

To make someone feel awkward. To awkwardate someone; awkwardated (past tense) awkwardation (the procress in awkwardating someone)

Sorry I didn't mean to awkwardate you.

awkwardate by Cheryl Beryl November 6, 2007

awkwardtunity

an awkward opportunity.

There are no more seats left and someone offers they're lap to you. That's an awkwardtunity.

You forgot to wear deodorant and your friend offers you theirs. Awkwardtunity.

awkwardtunity by Jaella08 October 23, 2011

awkwardmarine 

A color to describe how awkwad a situation is. First appeared on the College Humor Show on MTV

Your shoes are awkwardmarine.

awkwardmarine by slorebag April 7, 2009

Awkwardacity 

The audacity to be openly awkward.

They are unashamed of their awkwardacity.

Awkwardacity by slayer Cee September 12, 2015

Awkwardarian 

n. a person who is an awkwardarian
adj. of or relating to awkwardarianism or awkwardarians

An awkwardarian is a person who claims they are a vegetarian, but who does eat meat provided it's high quality, for example a Chateaubriand but doesn't eat some common meat-substitutes used in vegetarian dishes. For example, mushroom, avocado, beans, and artichoke are often used in vegetarian burgers, vegetarian lasagne or other meat dishes which have been modified for vegetarians. (Such offerings are typical of restaurants which are making minimal effort to include vegetarian-friendly options on their menu instead of coming up with quality vegetarian meals).

The combination of a lack of desire to eat meat or meals where a common alternative is a predominant ingredient means the awkwardarian significantly reduces their choices. A menu with several dozen starter and main meal choices can easily be reduced to just two options which are acceptable to the awkwardarian.

The awkwardness impacts the friends and family of awkwardarians who despite loving the awkwardarian, often find the choice of restaurants being whittled down, including eliminating some establishments which had some interesting meal options.

Dedicated awkardarians can reduce a Chinese (or Indian) restaurant menu (both of which often have considerable choice for vegetarians) down to just a few options.

The restaurant has an extensive menu but because they're an awkwardarian they could only find one meal they would eat.

We found eight interesting restaurants on holiday but because of the awkwardarian we could only eat at one of them.

The menu had a half dozen vegetarian meals on it but the awkwardarian wouldn't eat any of them because they all contained mushroom.

The place was fantastic, even the awkwardarian found four meals they would eat.

Awkwardarian by Orange Hedgehog October 21, 2020

Awkwardsaurus Rex

A term used to lighten the mood after a faux pas. Accompanied by a visual representation of the Tyranosaurus' comically short forearms.

Person 1: "Hey Jimmy, I banged your mom this morning!"
Person 2: "Jimmy's mom is dead."
Awkward silence
Person 3: "Awkwardsaurus Rex" (hand gesture included)

Awkwardsaurus Rex by tamburlaine19 April 4, 2010