Astrozist 

Astrozist is a YouTuber who is extremely homosexual and very depressed. Also known as Astrocuck and Assblaster, this YouTuber is the mind behind hits such as; Anime Review, hahaa funny meme, and he is a fellow gamer. Astrozist hates racism and he loves all ethnicities.

Jim: Hey what are you watching?
Tom: I’m watching Astrozist.
Jim: Wow, you must be gay or depressed if you watch his videos.

Astrozist by Ur-a-trap5472 June 12, 2018

Astronism 

a transtheistic or panentheistic Millettic organised philosophy founded by Cometan as manifested in its founding treatise known as The Omnidoxy. Its adherents, known as Astronists, focus their beliefs on the concepts of cosmocentricity, the notion of sentient life beyond Earth, the reascension of philosophy, and the transcension of all humanity.

"Without the development of Astronism, the fusion of astronomy and philosophy would not have occurred."

Astronism by TIOTPOM February 9, 2019

astropiss 

Pissing from a higher platform, to a lower ground. This gives the piss hang time in the air before it hits the ground

Jimmy was on the roof and couldn't get down, so he just astropissed onto the driveway.

astropiss by JohnathanB September 25, 2008

Astropill

A person, usually a woman, who believes almost all, if not all, human personality and behavior is dictated by the position of celestial bodies.

Lauren said I’m a Gemini because I called her retarded, that bitch is astropilled.

“Did you hear, Hank and Chris believe in science? Typical male Sagittarius rising”

“Last time I called them out for it, they put down their honey butter chicken biscuits and called me a dumb Astropilled bitch”

Astropill by Astrobros November 23, 2020

astropilot

To have doggie-style position sex (with lubrication) where the partner behind does not use their hands to hold onto the hips. Also known as Free-Style Doggie-Style.

She liked watching me in the mirror when I was behind her so much, I decided to hold my head up tall and astropilot her.

astropilot by Therendy November 5, 2007

astrocism 

the belief that a particular zodiac sign, especially one's own, is superior to other zodiac signs.

The man is a product of astrocism; he thinks he is God's Gift to the world because of his zodiac sign.

astrocism by Mr.No Name November 8, 2009

astronishing 

astronomically astonishing

that performance of Swan Lake was astronishing

astronishing by ArrogantGamer January 27, 2011