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alpert by Annie Saben June 21, 2018
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coolest fam out there. alpert’s are sure to make you laugh and have the ability to fall asleep anywhere any time!
guy: omg I love her but she can be such an alpert sometimes!
friend: Oh really? What happened?
guy: I was telling a story and she just fell asleep!
friend: Oh really? What happened?
guy: I was telling a story and she just fell asleep!
alpert by Annie Saben June 21, 2018
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Alpert
Rhyming slang form marijuana, as in Herb Alpert used in Toronto especially in Oakwood C.I., Vaughan Road Academy, and McMurich /Winona Schools.
Alpert by pool hall kracker January 22, 2007
Herb Alpert
Combination of the Dirty Sanchez and the Rusty Trombone
The result of minor defecation while ejaculating during the act of receiving a Rusty Trombone and smearing the face of the "musician" with said feces.
Derived from the 1960's pop band Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass. Contains references to both the Brass and Hispanic flavor of the band.
The result of minor defecation while ejaculating during the act of receiving a Rusty Trombone and smearing the face of the "musician" with said feces.
Derived from the 1960's pop band Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass. Contains references to both the Brass and Hispanic flavor of the band.
"Damn, Dave gave me a Herb Alpert after I finished playing the rusty trombone version of "Spanish Flea" up his ass."
"Hey Herb Alpert, I see buy your face that you've been blowin' that rusty trombone again"
"Hey Herb Alpert, I see buy your face that you've been blowin' that rusty trombone again"
Herb Alpert by Rexomatica McManus November 9, 2006
Albertina
An amazing, beautiful girl, big brown eyes, beautiful smile, always trying to find the positives out of a bad situation, has big insecurities, complicated, the kind of girl that you'd dream of having. ambitious, independent and strong. always wants to better herself. can be stubborn, but she'll be worth every struggle if you get her.
Albertina by the life of man January 6, 2013
Amber Turd Alert
An alert issued to warn the public of an insane adult woman who is likely to attack people with feces and besmirch people's reputations
Amber Turd Alert by metrolexicographer July 4, 2022
Boomer alert
Something to say when Andy comes, but instead you say,"Boomer's coming," because you want to piss him off.
Boomer's coming! "Boomer alert! Boomer alert! Boomer alert! He's dying someone call the fridge police!"
Boomer alert by Bonehead5000 February 25, 2020
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