cool, fun, kind fam! have the ability to fall asleep absolutely anywhere anytime! also rly funny!!
mom: Alpert’s coming over today!
anyone: hell yes, can’t wait!
by Annie Saben June 22, 2018
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coolest fam out there. alpert’s are sure to make you laugh and have the ability to fall asleep anywhere any time!
guy: omg I love her but she can be such an alpert sometimes!
friend: Oh really? What happened?
guy: I was telling a story and she just fell asleep!
by Annie Saben June 22, 2018
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Rhyming slang form marijuana, as in Herb Alpert used in Toronto especially in Oakwood C.I., Vaughan Road Academy, and McMurich /Winona Schools.
wagwan, i's gots to go grips some alpert b'fore i reach the jam
by pool hall kracker January 19, 2007
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Combination of the Dirty Sanchez and the Rusty Trombone

The result of minor defecation while ejaculating during the act of receiving a Rusty Trombone and smearing the face of the "musician" with said feces.

Derived from the 1960's pop band Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass. Contains references to both the Brass and Hispanic flavor of the band.
"Damn, Dave gave me a Herb Alpert after I finished playing the rusty trombone version of "Spanish Flea" up his ass."

"Hey Herb Alpert, I see buy your face that you've been blowin' that rusty trombone again"
by Rexomatica McManus November 9, 2006
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