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Swank

The accumulation of testicular/vaginal sweat and anal residue found anywhere from the lower scrotum/vagina to the taint or "gooch" region.

Of course there is the anglophiliac term "Swank" or "Swanky", spawned in the early 19th century of unknown origin to describe the visually eccentric upper class of the era (i.e. posh/glitzy).
A noble sir would scoff vehemently at such misconceptions.
The Swanky musk of his scrotum entranced her. Her pupils; Dilated, her nipples; stiff, her cheeks; flush. She was ready, ready to engorge herself in the salty vinegar of his testes.

She wasn't BORN with the name Hillary Swank, she earned it.
by Sir Geoffrey of Puddington September 21, 2017
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Swank

Once used to refer to something fancy. Now used to refer to something gangster.
"Yo dawg dem fubu's is fuckin swank."
by allatropic February 10, 2007
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Swank

An adjective defining something that is cool, or sweet, sick, funky, or awesome.
Philmore: Wow bro! Like the new crib!
Jenkins:Yeah, it's pretty swank.
by SquidWinkle August 12, 2008
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Swanked

1. Bad as in gross or stupid.

2. To get jacked or robbed.
1. Dude, you seriously just swanked the bathroom.

2. Haha, check it out that bro just got swanked!
by bazamshazam May 31, 2010
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Swank

Emperor Qín Shǐhuáng Ling was burried in a totally swank underground palace.
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Swank

A posh wank. When you masterbate with a condom on so there is no mess to clean up after.
Last night I treated myself to a swank.
by bob90 February 17, 2010
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Swank

Masturbating in the shower: Shower + wank = swank!

Can have adverse side effects if you don't watch where your load goes...
"Dude, I always start the day with a swank"
"Is that why there's always cum crusties on your leg hairs"
"yea..."
"Worth it"
by Emface April 1, 2009
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