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Swankles 

When you have a long night out drinking and the next morning you have the alcohol diarrhea. Swankles occurs when you have liquid hot magma coming out for such a long period of time, that you start taking off clothes from sweating. Eventually you have to take your pants/shorts off from around your ankles due to excess sweating. The result is swankles.
Playing beer pong last night gave me swankles today.

swankling I started swankling in the grocery store when I couldn't find a bathroom.
Swankles by DrnorJ May 25, 2016
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swankles 

Due to obbsessive walking/movement, you get sweaty ankles.
"Dude, ive been walkin so much i got swankles dogg!"
swankles by greg flemson October 11, 2006
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Swankles 

Did you see Betty's swankles she better get that fixed
Swankles by Alex555 August 8, 2017

swankles 

A girl wearing shoes not appropriate for a hot day which will without a doubt result in sweaty ankles. (i.e. cowboy boots, Uggs or high tops).
Dude its like 90 degrees today, but that girl is wearing cowboy boots, she must have some swankles going on.
swankles by AlkiAK April 17, 2010

Swarkles 

Is the name for the couple of Barney and Robin of Howi I Met Your Mother, usually used in fandoms. The name comes from the combination of the words Swarley (The name Barney had for an episode) and Sparkles (The last name Robin used while she was a teen singer in Canada, Robin Sparkles)
Oh, I love the Swarkles couple, they are so cute together
Swarkles by yellowumbrella January 30, 2014
A nickname for fat slutty chicks. A cross between Skank, and cankles.
"Check out skankles over there, eating nachos with one hand and jacking a guy off with the other.
Skankles by lollerbuny August 16, 2007

Swankiest 

Beyonce is the swankiest.
Swankiest by Fagaalog September 19, 2013