jamesbrown's definitions

Vujade

Opposite of dejavu. Going somewhere and realising you have no idea what to expect. Essentialy a bullshit word. May make you sound knowledgeable but will most likely make you sound like a dickhead

First time i went to Amsterdam i had such a sense of vujade.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Hebrew lowers

A small automatic pistol with a high rate of fire, smaller than an Uzi, used by the mossad

Many people, innocent and otherwise, have been shot and killed by the hebrew lowers.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Craptop

A laptop computer that doesn't do what the salesman said it would, or a laptop which has seen better days.

That craptop is fucked, i think i'll throw it out the window.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

paddy wagon

Also used in the northern states of Australia, the wankers down south call them divvy vans

I dont like riding in the back of paddy wagons, they dont have seatbelts and for some reason the cops always want to test their brakes when i'm in the back.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Pile of pants

English for a load of nonsense.
But a bisexual girlfriend of mine once told me of an encounter invloving about 15 girls where there was a pile of pants in one corner. I like the second definition much better.

1. The US will let the iraqis elect their own government?, what a pile of pants!.
2. The room was full of lesbians, and in one corner there was a pile of pants.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Boomerang

A polished piece of wood used by native Australians, aboriginals , aboriginies for hunting and or sport. The sport boomerang is the type which returns to the thrower, the hunting type which is lopsided, does not return.

What do you call a boomerang that does not come back to you?
A stick

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Stick

1. Branch from a tree
2. Small deal of weed

Hey i throw my boomerang, it didnt come back.
Thats no boomerang mate, thats a stick!

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003