jamesbrown's definitions

Queensland

The most north-eastern state of Australia. Pretty women, even better looking backpackers. 100's of beutiful sunny islands including straddie (Stradbroke)
Captial city Brisbane (also known as brisvegas), home of XXXX beer, also the home of the bevan.
Known by the other states as the "different" state. Queenslanders don't take shit!

Stay out of the sun in Queensland, you'll get a bad farkin sunburn!

by jamesbrown April 23, 2003

Wombat

1. Wombat, eats, roots, shoots and leaves.
2. Unattractive hairy girl, sometimes with a hairy nose.
3. Stupid inbred
4. Small bad tempered australian mammal, they really fuck your car up if you hit one, they are all muscle!

They call my mate the wombat, he goes home with a girl, eats, roots , shoots and leaves!

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Stick

1. Branch from a tree
2. Small deal of weed

Hey i throw my boomerang, it didnt come back.
Thats no boomerang mate, thats a stick!

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Bondi

Bondi beach, Australia. Home of the infamous Bondi cigar. Full of rich wankers, musicians, yobbos on the weekend, backpackers everyday. Not a very nice place to swim, but good to lie on the beach, look out for needles and white pointers.
Have a tooheys and watch the day go by.

If you can ever find a place to park, Bondi is good for a perve!

by jamesbrown April 29, 2003

Shout

Australian saying, meaning "shout" drinks. To buy the round of drinks. You can shout a mate anything you like, as long as you have the money!. Works on a reciprocal system, unless your mates are tightarses

I'll shout the drinks tonight mate

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Tooheys

The Tooheys beers, which are popular in New south wales, Australia, at the moment are the creativly named "new" and "old" types. It's cheap and its ok! see XXXX, VB, beer and franziskaner

I drink Tooheys new because it is cheap and cheerful.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Durrie

Cigarette, Australian saying, commonly used in Queensland, sometimes not understood in other parts of Australia.
Spoken by the bevan, who carries in the other hand a stubbie of XXXX, Tooheys or VB

Hey bloke, can I scab a durrie off you?

by jamesbrown April 23, 2003