jamesbrown's definitions

hydro

Marijuana which has been grown indoors using lights and chemicals. Quite dangerous as the grower usually does not take the two weeks required to "flush" the plant on water alone, thus removing the phosphors and fertilizers out of the plant, so the smoker will quite likely suffer mental problems, possibly even after a short while but will suffer them eventually. see weed, ganja, chronic or bud etc.

I think hydro weed is dangerous shit, i would like to nail irresponsible growers to the wall!.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Fartograhper

One who smells farts and rates them. I met one such chap on a european holiday, Neil From NZ. Strange guy, anyone who farted he felt like he had to tell you how bad/good it was, i scored a 10/10! see Fartograhpy

Neil, weirdo but nice guy rated farts.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Bevan

Winnie blue smoking, vb or XXXX drinking, loud mouthed, usually very thin, or sometimes quite fat. Found with the sheila, sheilas may go by such names as shazza,lozza, narelle,sherelle, typical bevan names include dazza, tezza,wozza,davo and micko. Bevan is a Queensland, Australia native, see also the boganfrom Melbourne, or the westie from Sydney- NSW.
Any of these may also and most likely act like a yobbo

Go down to woodridge, you'll see many bevans driving their commodores or torries (torana)

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Prut

French, Flemmish, Danish and many other european languages for fart

This danish girl my mate married thought she could get away with farting by saying " no it was a fart, it was a prut"

by jamesbrown April 24, 2003

Loud american

The loud american is an obnoxious buffoon, one who, even though may be in a quiet room feels the need to talk at the top of their voice, also known to excessive bragging. Compounded when combined with the Ignorant american

NOTE: Not all americans are loud, some seem to be actually quite normal, it just seems the ones on holiday wherever i am happen to be of the LOUD variety.

I was in an airport waitng area once with about 300 people, i was at one end and at the other a pair of loud americans were clealy audible over everybody else's chatter.

by jamesbrown April 23, 2003

Stoke-on-Trent

Recently voted "The worst place to live in all of the U.K." In no way is related to the Australian saying "i'm stoked"

I drove through stoke on trent, it looked like all the buildings needed a good wash to get all the soot off them.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Queensland

The most north-eastern state of Australia. Pretty women, even better looking backpackers. 100's of beutiful sunny islands including straddie (Stradbroke)
Captial city Brisbane (also known as brisvegas), home of XXXX beer, also the home of the bevan.
Known by the other states as the "different" state. Queenslanders don't take shit!

Stay out of the sun in Queensland, you'll get a bad farkin sunburn!

by jamesbrown April 23, 2003