jamesbrown's definitions

Fartograhpy

The study or art of smelling farts to rate them. see Fartographer

I dont get into Fartography.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

backpacker

A person who is on holidays and you should drink alcohol with them and show them what your country has to offer! If you are available to do so of course!.

I always went after the sexy swedish backpacker, but somehow tended to end up with a fat german.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Ignorant american

An american who is ignorant of things outside their country, and quite often ignorant of what goes on inside it too. Media manipulation?, ignorance is bliss!!

NOTE: not all americans are ignorant, every country suffers from the problem, the main problem is when the ignorant american also happens to be a loud american, which compounds the problem and lets others (usually a lot) know of their affliction. Often will carry on about how america saved the world in wwII, but forgets to mention the reason why the majority of troops involved in the d-day landings were american- the allies had been fighting the war for more than a few years and had run out of men!

I heard an ignorant american once ask "what country is europe in?"

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Dogs egg

Dog shit

I hate stepping on dogs eggs', even more so when i'm fuckin barefoot!

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

White pointers

A pair of untanned breasts, or for some people, a pair of white tits.

Go to bondi, you'll see more than a few backpackers showing their white pointers. Have a relaxing XXXX or tooheys and take the view in!

by jamesbrown May 1, 2003

Fanny

UK, Australia, NZ. Fanny= pussy
Silly yanks, fanny= bum
They do seem to have a lot arse about. Even funnier when a girl says "i'll stick that in my fanny pack" which does make for a lot of shocked faces.

I piss myself laughing when that show "the nanny" comes on, at the start the song goes that she got kicked out and landed on her "fanny", ouch, how unfortunate.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Boofhead

Australian saying. A boofhead is one who is a little slow, or maybe just does silly things. I'm a boofhead, thats why im writing this, it's silly. Generally good natured. The sort of person who drinks and gets so pissed they decide it's a good idea to shout people you barely know drinks.

Most of my mates are boofheads, that why we get along.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003