jamesbrown's definitions

chonged

Stoned, very stoned. Derivative from the "Cheech and Chong" movie series. I didnt understand these movies, i was too young and had never smoked pot. Then when i did smoke it i forgot to got one of their movies out to see if it was funny when you were chonged.

The police now have new equipment so they can tell if you are chonged.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Win win

A term a smarmy salesman or manager uses to tell you that both parties have positive outcomes from a situation. This is rarely true. see Enterprise bargaining

So you see here we have a win win deal.

Oh yes of course, you take my old car for nothing, and i pay off this new one for the next 38 years, i am a winner then arent i?

by jamesbrown May 1, 2003

Boomerang

A polished piece of wood used by native Australians, aboriginals , aboriginies for hunting and or sport. The sport boomerang is the type which returns to the thrower, the hunting type which is lopsided, does not return.

What do you call a boomerang that does not come back to you?
A stick

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Stick

1. Branch from a tree
2. Small deal of weed

Hey i throw my boomerang, it didnt come back.
Thats no boomerang mate, thats a stick!

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Enterprise bargaining

1. Where the boss sits you down and tells you how you will be paid. or screwed over, there is no "bargaining"
I prefer to call it "entrprise shafting" and hey, if you don't like it, theres the door.
2. Nothing to do with star trek, Pickard, or Kirk haggling for new phasers.

This enterprise bargaining is so win win, i work an 80hr week for the pay of a 40hr week, fantastic!

by jamesbrown May 1, 2003

Durries

Cigarette, Australian saying, commonly used in Queensland, sometimes not understood in other parts of Australia.

Hey bloke, can I scab a durrie of you?

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Hebrew lowers

A small automatic pistol with a high rate of fire, smaller than an Uzi, used by the mossad

Many people, innocent and otherwise, have been shot and killed by the hebrew lowers.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003