jamesbrown's definitions

Stoke-on-Trent

Recently voted "The worst place to live in all of the U.K." In no way is related to the Australian saying "i'm stoked"

I drove through stoke on trent, it looked like all the buildings needed a good wash to get all the soot off them.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Dogs egg

Dog shit

I hate stepping on dogs eggs', even more so when i'm fuckin barefoot!

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

White pointers

A pair of untanned breasts, or for some people, a pair of white tits.

Go to bondi, you'll see more than a few backpackers showing their white pointers. Have a relaxing XXXX or tooheys and take the view in!

by jamesbrown May 1, 2003

mockney

mockney wanker, who is that dickhead who married madonna and all of his movies are the same?
Lock, stock and two smoking barrels, cool, loved it.
Snatch? gee it was a lot like Lock stock!
This new thing? prison soccer? talk about a formula!!

GUY RITCHIE

GUY RITCHIE, the ultimate mockney wanker.

by jamesbrown April 23, 2003

creed

Large ego not counterbalanced by lack of talent. Possible ex-lover (s) of Fred durst.

Man, when that guy from creed walked in the room his huge head took up all the space, i wish he would just go back to living at fred durst's.

by jamesbrown April 21, 2003

Franziskaner

beer Bavarian, three types i know of, pale, dark and mango-weisen.
The franziskaner is a fantastic wheat beer, comes in sizes of 1.ltr 500 mls or if you are a softcock 300ml. Its strong and its tasty, have two litres of this stuff and a honey scnapps and you'll be dancing like the wiggles in no time! I cant get enough of it, but its expensive so i only have it every six weeks or so. see also XXXX, VB, Tooheys, they arent as good but worth a read!

One litre of Franziskaner pale please!

by jamesbrown April 23, 2003

Yobbo

A loud, inconsiderate person, usually found in groups for self preservation. Sometimes prone to violence,always found with beer and cheap smokes. Usually smell.

The "hill" at any football match of any code is the usual haunt of the Yobbo.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003