jamesbrown's definitions

Softcock

1.Piker, someone who doesn't want to party hard or party at all, one with no guts or balls.

Dude, it's only 3.00 am and you want to leave?, what a softcock!.

by jamesbrown April 23, 2003

Pile of pants

English for a load of nonsense.
But a bisexual girlfriend of mine once told me of an encounter invloving about 15 girls where there was a pile of pants in one corner. I like the second definition much better.

1. The US will let the iraqis elect their own government?, what a pile of pants!.
2. The room was full of lesbians, and in one corner there was a pile of pants.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Tightarses

One who refuses to pay the going rate, someone who accepts your offers of drinks or whatever and does'nt repay the favour.

That guy is such a tightarse, drank my piss all night then would'nt let me have one of his durries

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Brown eyes

Plural of brown eye, to moon, show your freckle, show your dot. Basically drop your pants and show your arse.
Also take care there are no dot sniffers in the area.
May require you to na na nukka nukka

Carefull when you chuck a brown eye to passing traffic, a cop may drive along!

by jamesbrown April 23, 2003

schmoo

1. A weird white blob of a thing that was a cartoon in the 70's and 80's
2. fanny, pussy, use in conjuntion with a tockley, knob or even another schmoo.

Man that girls didnt have any undies on, she knew i could see and she showed me her schmoo!

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

creed

Large ego not counterbalanced by lack of talent. Possible ex-lover (s) of Fred durst.

Man, when that guy from creed walked in the room his huge head took up all the space, i wish he would just go back to living at fred durst's.

by jamesbrown April 21, 2003

mockney

mockney wanker, who is that dickhead who married madonna and all of his movies are the same?
Lock, stock and two smoking barrels, cool, loved it.
Snatch? gee it was a lot like Lock stock!
This new thing? prison soccer? talk about a formula!!

GUY RITCHIE

GUY RITCHIE, the ultimate mockney wanker.

by jamesbrown April 23, 2003