jamesbrown's definitions

Boofhead

Australian saying. A boofhead is one who is a little slow, or maybe just does silly things. I'm a boofhead, thats why im writing this, it's silly. Generally good natured. The sort of person who drinks and gets so pissed they decide it's a good idea to shout people you barely know drinks.

Most of my mates are boofheads, that why we get along.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Wombat

1. Wombat, eats, roots, shoots and leaves.
2. Unattractive hairy girl, sometimes with a hairy nose.
3. Stupid inbred
4. Small bad tempered australian mammal, they really fuck your car up if you hit one, they are all muscle!

They call my mate the wombat, he goes home with a girl, eats, roots , shoots and leaves!

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Bondi

Bondi beach, Australia. Home of the infamous Bondi cigar. Full of rich wankers, musicians, yobbos on the weekend, backpackers everyday. Not a very nice place to swim, but good to lie on the beach, look out for needles and white pointers.
Have a tooheys and watch the day go by.

If you can ever find a place to park, Bondi is good for a perve!

by jamesbrown April 29, 2003

hanuri

The finnish word "hanuri" means both, an asshole and an instrument called accordion. There's also the word "hanuristi", which implicates the person who is playing the accordion WHILE being an asshole.

"Hanuri on väärin!" - "The asshole/accordion is wrong!" (You could find this useful while there are people playing the accordion beside you)

by JamesBrown October 13, 2004

boogie

1.A piece of snot, plucked from a nose.
2. Boogie man, some sort of scary monster that kids are really frightend of, dunno why he's called a boogie man, maybe he's made out of snot.

1.Hey stop picking your nose, i saw you eat that boogie.
2. Little children shouldn't walk alone at night, the boogie man might get them.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

hydro

Marijuana which has been grown indoors using lights and chemicals. Quite dangerous as the grower usually does not take the two weeks required to "flush" the plant on water alone, thus removing the phosphors and fertilizers out of the plant, so the smoker will quite likely suffer mental problems, possibly even after a short while but will suffer them eventually. see weed, ganja, chronic or bud etc.

I think hydro weed is dangerous shit, i would like to nail irresponsible growers to the wall!.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Fartograhper

One who smells farts and rates them. I met one such chap on a european holiday, Neil From NZ. Strange guy, anyone who farted he felt like he had to tell you how bad/good it was, i scored a 10/10! see Fartograhpy

Neil, weirdo but nice guy rated farts.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003