jamesbrown's definitions

Ignorant american

An american who is ignorant of things outside their country, and quite often ignorant of what goes on inside it too. Media manipulation?, ignorance is bliss!!

NOTE: not all americans are ignorant, every country suffers from the problem, the main problem is when the ignorant american also happens to be a loud american, which compounds the problem and lets others (usually a lot) know of their affliction. Often will carry on about how america saved the world in wwII, but forgets to mention the reason why the majority of troops involved in the d-day landings were american- the allies had been fighting the war for more than a few years and had run out of men!

I heard an ignorant american once ask "what country is europe in?"

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Bondi

Bondi beach, Australia. Home of the infamous Bondi cigar. Full of rich wankers, musicians, yobbos on the weekend, backpackers everyday. Not a very nice place to swim, but good to lie on the beach, look out for needles and white pointers.
Have a tooheys and watch the day go by.

If you can ever find a place to park, Bondi is good for a perve!

by jamesbrown April 29, 2003

Wombat

1. Wombat, eats, roots, shoots and leaves.
2. Unattractive hairy girl, sometimes with a hairy nose.
3. Stupid inbred
4. Small bad tempered australian mammal, they really fuck your car up if you hit one, they are all muscle!

They call my mate the wombat, he goes home with a girl, eats, roots , shoots and leaves!

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Fartograhper

One who smells farts and rates them. I met one such chap on a european holiday, Neil From NZ. Strange guy, anyone who farted he felt like he had to tell you how bad/good it was, i scored a 10/10! see Fartograhpy

Neil, weirdo but nice guy rated farts.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

chonged

Stoned, very stoned. Derivative from the "Cheech and Chong" movie series. I didnt understand these movies, i was too young and had never smoked pot. Then when i did smoke it i forgot to got one of their movies out to see if it was funny when you were chonged.

The police now have new equipment so they can tell if you are chonged.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Bevan

Winnie blue smoking, vb or XXXX drinking, loud mouthed, usually very thin, or sometimes quite fat. Found with the sheila, sheilas may go by such names as shazza,lozza, narelle,sherelle, typical bevan names include dazza, tezza,wozza,davo and micko. Bevan is a Queensland, Australia native, see also the boganfrom Melbourne, or the westie from Sydney- NSW.
Any of these may also and most likely act like a yobbo

Go down to woodridge, you'll see many bevans driving their commodores or torries (torana)

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Hebrew lowers

A small automatic pistol with a high rate of fire, smaller than an Uzi, used by the mossad

Many people, innocent and otherwise, have been shot and killed by the hebrew lowers.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003