flushinator

One of those damn toilets that flushes automatically, usually found in public restrooms. There's a little "eye" in the back (yes, creepy) that is supposed to sense when you get off the can so it can flush for you, just in case you are one of those doochebags who doesn't know how the little lever works. (Who ARE the people who DON'T flush???) Unfortunately, the "eye" often makes mistakes, causing the toilet to flush prematurely, thus splashing one's posterior with toilet water. Yuck.
Coworker 1: I hate the flushinator.
Coworker 2: Yeah, tell me about it. The one in the third stall gave my boys a douche this morning.
by creaternity July 10, 2006
mugGet the flushinatormug.

500 dollar lane

The breakdown lane on a highway. Why? Because that's how much money you gotta pay if a cop catches you driving in it.

(Can also mean the leftmost lane for trucks when they are only allowed to drive on the right.)
Passenger: This traffic sux! Let's take the 500 dollar lane.
Driver: Okay, but only if you'll front the $500 when statey sees us.
by creaternity May 12, 2006
mugGet the 500 dollar lanemug.

pitwind

the vile draft of B.O. that surrounds a person with poor hygiene or poor grasp of the deoderant concept
You can smell Landphil's pitwind coming long before he's in sight.
by creaternity May 15, 2006
mugGet the pitwindmug.

gaymunity

the immunity you get from your parents for whatever they know about your sex/dating life because your brother or sister is gay
My mother would never let my boyfriend and me sleep in the same room at her house except for the gaymunity I have from my lesbian sister.

My parents have stopped lecturing me about "living in sin" ever since they found out the truth about my brother's "roommate"; I love the new gaymunity.
by creaternity April 06, 2006
mugGet the gaymunitymug.

jumbotron

The HUGE display screen typically found at sporting events. It shows game/player stats, scores, replays, advertisements, etc to the crowd.
Jumbotron is actually a Sony trademark name, but the word is used to refer generically to any gigantastic LED screens like it.
At a basketball court, the jumbotron might be about 11 feet wide, but in a football stadium, it'll probably be more like 33 feet.
by creaternity June 11, 2006
mugGet the jumbotronmug.

paid witness

an unarmed security guard

I mean, what the hell is this guy gonna do against a heat packing thief?
Lady: Aahhh! That guy just took my purse!
Guard: He sure did!
Lady: Well, do something, dammit!
Guard: What do you want me to do? Run up and slap him so he can knife me to death? I'm just a paid witness!
Lady: Argh!
by creaternity May 13, 2006
mugGet the paid witnessmug.

choffice

noun. A church that has been converted into commercial offices in a not-so-subtle manner
OR
adj. Describing a building that was clearly once a church and is now an office building.

Close cousin of the chondo, a church that has been converted into condos.
To get to the adult video store, go down the street and take a right at the choffice. Can't miss the neon sign two blocks up on the left.

My dad works in a choffice building on Main Street; Ironic, considering that he's the CFO of an HMO.
by creaternity April 30, 2006
mugGet the chofficemug.