creaternity's definitions
noun. A church that has been converted into commercial offices in a not-so-subtle manner
OR
adj. Describing a building that was clearly once a church and is now an office building.
Close cousin of the chondo, a church that has been converted into condos.
OR
adj. Describing a building that was clearly once a church and is now an office building.
Close cousin of the chondo, a church that has been converted into condos.
To get to the adult video store, go down the street and take a right at the choffice. Can't miss the neon sign two blocks up on the left.
My dad works in a choffice building on Main Street; Ironic, considering that he's the CFO of an HMO.
My dad works in a choffice building on Main Street; Ironic, considering that he's the CFO of an HMO.
by creaternity April 30, 2006
Get the chofficemug. somebody who hovers around free sample counters in food stores and/or takes more than one free sample
Person 1: Look at that sample slut blocking the bakery counter
Person 2: Yeah, she thinks "Try One" means try one, then try another one, and another one....
Person 2: Yeah, she thinks "Try One" means try one, then try another one, and another one....
by creaternity July 8, 2006
Get the sample slutmug. Ugh, there sure is a powerful shitwind coming from that bathroom.
Arr, matey, there's a shitwind a blowin'!
Arr, matey, there's a shitwind a blowin'!
by creaternity May 15, 2006
Get the shitwindmug. pronounced "shwe" (as in feng shui)
adjective used to describe something that is pleasing, stylish, cool, or excellent usually by virtue of the way it looks
adjective used to describe something that is pleasing, stylish, cool, or excellent usually by virtue of the way it looks
by creaternity April 6, 2006
Get the shuimug. During my boondoggle in Honolulu, the company put me up in a mighty nice resort hotel. I came home with a great tan.
by creaternity May 31, 2006
Get the Boondogglemug. "Watching the submarine races" is a euphamism for making out (and more) in a car. It's the kind of thing a cop would say to be funny when he knocks on the fogged-up window of your chevy parked in back of the safeway to ask what you're doing there at 1am, as if he doesn't know damn well.
Cop: Hey, what're you kids doing in there? Watching the submarine races?
People in car: Gak! Where are my pants?
People in car: Gak! Where are my pants?
by creaternity April 28, 2006
Get the submarine racesmug. A truly lovely state, by certain standards, where the unofficial motto is...
"Alabama: At Least We're Not Mississippi!"
"Alabama: At Least We're Not Mississippi!"
It's true: Alabama is not Mississippi.
by creaternity May 2, 2006
Get the alabamamug.